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On Sun 27 Aug, 2006 » neoform said

"Walk with me through the universe, and along the way, see how all of us are connected. Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds in all places and all times, seemingly endless, as your own existance is."

On Wed 23 Aug, 2006 » neoform said

"Love love is a verb, love is a doing word"

On Sat 29 Jul, 2006 » neoform said

"I just pooped a turkish gaming hen."

On Thu 20 Jul, 2006 » neoform said

"moop"

On Wed 11 May, 2005 » neoform said

"the ultimate answer is 42!"

On Fri 13 Aug, 2004 » neoform said

"Black, by popular demand."

On Sat 31 Jul, 2004 » neoform said

"You've made worm's meat of me. A plague on both your houses."

On Tue 6 Jul, 2004 » neoform said

"In America . . . first you get the sugar . . . then you get the power . . . then you get the women."

On Mon 28 Jun, 2004 » neoform said

"How many michael jacksons does it take to molest a bunch of kids? one."

On Fri 18 Jun, 2004 » neoform said

"pong pong pong"

On Wed 16 Jun, 2004 » neoform said

"Hung like a horse? Nah, i'm hung like a human.. a human with a dick the size of a horse's."

On Thu 3 Jun, 2004 » neoform said

"no, just you."

On Sun 23 May, 2004 » neoform said

"Pénis mon cockerspaniel."

On Mon 17 May, 2004 » neoform said

"122333444455555666666777777788888888999999999"

On Mon 17 May, 2004 » neoform said

"one liners are fun! unless they aren't fun, then they aren't."

On Sat 15 May, 2004 » neoform said

"Penis my cockerspaniel."

On Fri 14 May, 2004 » neoform said

"what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner takes up more than one line? what happens if a oneliner"

On Wed 5 May, 2004 » neoform said

"i don't oneline enough. CHICKEN WINGS!"

On Thu 25 Mar, 2004 » neoform said

"Drones drones drones.. which are good, which are bad?"

On Sat 21 Feb, 2004 » neoform said

"oneliner."

On Thu 19 Feb, 2004 » neoform said

"everyone should die."

On Sun 28 Sep, 2003 » neoform said

"I like paper. it's so flat :D"

On Fri 19 Sep, 2003 » neoform said

"die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die. die."

On Thu 28 Aug, 2003 » neoform said

"note to everyone: quit trying to be so fucking peotic."

On Wed 27 Aug, 2003 » neoform said

"I hope you all die horrible horrible deaths, now."

On Fri 15 Aug, 2003 » neoform said

"second place isn't the best loser.. the last one is the biggest loser, just the same way the first person is the best at being a winner.."

On Fri 25 Jul, 2003 » neoform said

"cheating makes your love stronger."

On Mon 21 Jul, 2003 » neoform said

"In solviet russia, car drives you!"

On Mon 14 Jul, 2003 » neoform said

"instead of flinging poo, why not eat it?"

On Sun 6 Jul, 2003 » neoform said

"pretty like your anus."

On Fri 27 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"hold me thrill me kiss me kill me. now."

On Thu 26 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"it must be hotmail's fault."

On Wed 11 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"if it's numb cut it off.. you can't have any of that going on.."

On Tue 10 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"so i thought about the army, dad said son you're fucking high.."

On Sun 8 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"i need to pick a fight with someone.. but whom?"

On Fri 6 Jun, 2003 » neoform said

"i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive. i will eat you alive."

On Mon 26 May, 2003 » neoform said

"*looks*"

On Sun 25 May, 2003 » neoform said

"i was shocked and appauled at the nudity and drug use in 'super troopers' i demanded my popcorn be refunded."

On Sun 25 May, 2003 » neoform said

"*drops dead*"

On Mon 12 May, 2003 » neoform said

"i can't smell anything.."

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