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 | On Fri 16 Dec, 2005 » blop said "I feel in love with a bad bad man, and ever since I met him I've been sad sad sad." |
| On Sat 8 Oct, 2005 » blop said "be my julie cooper-nichol." |
| On Mon 3 Oct, 2005 » blop said "i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question." |
| On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » blop said "i'd like to withdraw from the 4/4ness of life." |
| On Thu 25 Aug, 2005 » blop said "The only difference between you and me is that I'm not on fire." |
| On Thu 4 Aug, 2005 » blop said "Lovely day for a riot, isn't it?" |
| On Tue 2 Aug, 2005 » blop said "Exploiting myself since 1981." |
| On Wed 27 Jul, 2005 » blop said "when you admit you're wrong then i'll admit that i'm right." |
| On Thu 23 Jun, 2005 » blop said "when you go to school... you pack your lunch." |
| On Wed 15 Jun, 2005 » blop said "i'm like the opening band for the sun." |
| On Tue 14 Jun, 2005 » blop said "i have only 13 years, and i am crazy of you." |
| On Sun 29 May, 2005 » blop said "no one can resist my schweaty balls." |
| On Sat 21 May, 2005 » blop said "... and i bit my lip the whole way home." |
| On Fri 13 May, 2005 » blop said "please, please, please, let me get what i want." |
| On Thu 5 May, 2005 » blop said "can i end this sentance with a proposition?" |
| On Fri 29 Apr, 2005 » blop said "chris rock says you're the prettiest christmas tree in the club!" |
| On Mon 25 Apr, 2005 » blop said "the trick is to keep breathing..." |
| On Sun 17 Apr, 2005 » blop said "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET." |
| On Sat 16 Apr, 2005 » blop said "i gots da taliban blues." |
| On Fri 15 Apr, 2005 » blop said "it's fruitless to ask bad banana people for advice." |
| On Mon 11 Apr, 2005 » blop said "pfft. speak for yourself, yas." |
| On Tue 5 Apr, 2005 » blop said "whatever, and ever... amen." |
| On Fri 25 Mar, 2005 » blop said "i'd rather guzzle a bucket of monkey piss than go to bal en blanc." |
| On Mon 21 Mar, 2005 » blop said "hole in your head" |
| On Tue 8 Mar, 2005 » blop said "it's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges." |
| On Thu 3 Mar, 2005 » blop said "the sidewalks are watching me think about you,
sparkled with broken glass" |
| On Thu 17 Feb, 2005 » blop said "the sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." |
| On Sun 13 Feb, 2005 » blop said "when you said you loved me... did you really love me // did the words just spill out... like drool on my pillow" |
| On Fri 11 Feb, 2005 » blop said "he said he'd never seen someone so lost, i said i'd never felt so found." |
| On Tue 8 Feb, 2005 » blop said "you're nobody til you have a stalker." |
| On Mon 7 Feb, 2005 » blop said "the clanking of crystal.
explosions off in the distance." |
| On Wed 2 Feb, 2005 » blop said "all i want in life is to own a piano tie." |
| On Tue 1 Feb, 2005 » blop said ""you're thinking locally... you have to think GLOOOOOOBALLY!"" |
| On Mon 24 Jan, 2005 » blop said "i don't have ugly people for friends." |
| On Tue 18 Jan, 2005 » blop said "if you have to ask the question then you already know the answer." |
| On Mon 10 Jan, 2005 » blop said "...too low to find my way // to high to wonder why..." |
| On Sat 8 Jan, 2005 » blop said "it's pretty much my favorite animal. it's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." |
| On Wed 5 Jan, 2005 » blop said ""he looks entirely too pleased with his own existence" ...ohh how things come full circle." |
| On Wed 22 Dec, 2004 » blop said "everything looks perfect from far away..." |
| On Sun 19 Dec, 2004 » blop said "she knocked me out with those american thighs" |
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