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I was playing around with some recent purchases and dug out some old classics to get an idea of where these things might fit into a crate... there seemed to be some interesting mixes going on - so I decided to hit record. All vinyl, 30 minutes, one take, no edits - enjoy.


Bukowski - Death [real gone music]
Umberto - Night Fantasy [not not fun]
Lightning Dust - Loaded Gun [jagjaguwar]
Fuck Buttons - Stalker [all tomorrow's parties]
Plastikman - Sickness [plus-8]
Boards of Canada - nlogax [skam]
Soft Metals - Another Goodbye [captured tracks]
Aphex Twin - Ventolin (deep gong mix) [warp]
Speedy J - De-Orbit [plus-8]

this is great and all... but it needs more Goatse!

prepare yourselves for the sickness.

55 seconds of stupidity with double copies of Stunt Rock's "please typeset this document"

haha... are we that worried about the unpredictable weather that coat check is even a thing in the middle of summer?

nice line-up... I should be there.

...without a coat, hopefully.

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As always I'm trying to work with different genres, but also focusing on something that flows smoothly, and changes direction in less drastic ways than other mixes, despite layering tracks that are in different time signatures.

live - three turntables - no edits

tracklisting:
Loretta Lynn - Don't Come A Drinkin'...
Spiritualized - Pure Phase A
Friedman & Liebezeit - 255-6 (Shackleton Remix)
Last Step - Xyrem
Deadbeat - First Quarter (SCB edit)
Psychic TV - Alien Be-In
Skull vs. ESP - Power Hour
Roland Casper - Take This
Beverly Hills 808303 - Pain in the South Pacific

there's always three set up and lined in for recording here...

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Three tables of acid for Duck Truck Radio - 09/04/12

Delta 9 - B-Side Intro
Innersphere - Necronomicon (Exploding Plastic Inevitable mix)
Ferenc - Acidorro
Mystery Artist (Funckarma) - Anger
Public Energy - Three O' Three
Sylvie Marks & HAL 9000 - My Computer Eats an Acid Trip
Circuit Breaker - Overkill
DJ Slip - Everytime It Takes A While
Mike Dredd - from Fu-Chin-Ra
Brixton - from DBN025
Walker - Shark V
Woody McBride - Rattlesnake
DOM - Acid War
Fast Identities - from Colored Fraud vol. 1
Distort 3 - was I raving?
Mooses On Acid - MC 202 BPM

serato - produit par des sorcières!

++ you can all mock mon accent anglocon.

recorded live 04/12/12 - one take, two turntables

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tracklisting & stream if you follow the link....
pop songs, techno, acid, idm, flashcore, witchhouse, industrial and whatever else jumped out of the crate....

some bits from the fringes that haven't been mentioned yet....

Redeemer (Scud & Panacea) ... and vintage Panacea (ie: Low-Profile Darkness)
Kovert
Overcast (d'n'b project by Mark N of Nasenbluten)


Quoit vs. Su8m3rg3d (Mick Harris/Scorn with Kurt Gluck/Ohm Resistance)


pretty much the entire Kultbox discography was gold...
the Rude 66 record is total sickness...

yeah... he might be raver of the month in some podunk hick-town called 'toronto'... but the hell does that mean in a city with an actual scene?

Dee wins.

to-fuckin'-night.

I once stripped down to a pair of my (then) gf's hot pink bikini bottoms during a set at the Royal Albert Arms in Winnipeg... was actually one of the last shows I played before moving out here.

as for lame names... whatever... it's all fuckin' micromanagement... there's good music and there's bad music... beyond that, it's just a description... I've been telling people for years that I play "whatever the fuck I want" when they ask me for my 'style of music'

I'm building my own network with tin cans and string... msg if you want in...

I'm broke though, so you'll have to supply your own can and enough string to reach your pad from the 'central hub'

fuck pain... stretching is fun... pretty much all of my piercings have grown in, though... sometimes I miss them - but the 0 + 00 holes in my ears became too much of a hassle when with martial arts... and that nipple piercing... well - at least I built it up to a 2ga flesh tunnel before I took it out...

...it's only a 6ga (vertical/barbell) + 8ga (horizontal/ring)... as I stretched them up I ran into a lot of problems... basically they became a teeter-totter, with the horizontal one rocking back and forth on the deeper vertical piercing.

sometime IP on Whitney Houston's grave....


anyhow... I've been in Montreal for almost 10 years now and I need more friends... so if you can't hook that guy up - can you at least be nice to me??

waiting... what's this about waiting?? you mean I can't play music at home until your party is over?

photo by Tish Strands - March 2011


photo by Ed Luna [Ele_mental] - May 2010

...and inspired by Wally's trash theme...

photo by Skinner [Zen Diagrams/Black Monolith] - August 2000

you need to sit down and watch Runaway Train... that's fuckin' hardcore.

but your spring dance party looks like it should be a fantastic soirée.

holy shit... submit your fuckin' patent...

I can't believe no one has ever... *EVER*.... been imaginative enough to put together a fuckin' pot-smokin' themed party on 4/20... this is gonna be abso-cunting-lutely revolutionary...

I wish I'd thought of something this brilliant.

...and you call yourself hardcore?

anyone who does a bit of research on short-term weight-cutting can drop about 15% of the body weight in a matter of days... and anyone who is serious about slimming down - and commits to the lifestyle change involved - can eliminate excess weight in a healthy manner. It comes down to desire, will-power and stripping away empty calories...

easiest way to lose weight? don't drink ANYthing that contains calories... drink water, or green tea... no juice (huge sugar content), no energy drinks (again with the sugar)... fuck it...

just read Berardi's rules...
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end of winter?

did winter even start yet?

kick ass.

Didn't catch Deep Science, but this was pretty awesome....

as opposed to 'primitive' dubstep?
know anything about the history of the sound, 'cause to me it seemingly hasn't evolved at all since I last checked in when Broken Note was releasing this sort of thing 3+ years ago...



and not as interesting as Scorn 4+ years back...

I'm somewhat positive that there was still dub in the dubstep in those days!

wait 'til all the tight pants hipsters turn their backs on it after the Grammy awards...


the future ain't that far off.

decrypted:
2011 is the year the drum'n'bass was finally recognized for something other than late 90's two-step beats and/or Aphrodite-clone jump-up bullshit...

What's wrong with these fools... ain't they with the Future Forces shit on Renegade Hardware before motherfuckers had to dumb it down to Bad Company for all the simple-minded assholes out there??

yo... take a good luck at my user pic... that's me... DRUNK... posing with a cardboard cut-out of a pro-wrestler in a grocery store in Illinois... I'm pointing this out because people that disagree with what I'm saying need to recognize something... they need to recognize that they're fundamentally wrong... and they need to see that it's a fucking alcoholic telling them they're retarded... because it initially encourages their suspension of disbelief... and then... when they have realized they're retarded... it hurts more... because they're confronted with the epiphany that even alcoholics were able to discern how fucking cracked out and full of shit they were.

I mean... *really*... ANY electronic music??? for real?

You're gonna stack up a bunch of over-driven patch-frenzied bullshit against the rhythmic complexity of Autechre? You're gonna stack that unnamed stuff up against the Cubist Reggae ep, or the Speed Dealer Moms project? Don't talk about technically impressive when you're swimming in the shallow end of the pool... 'cause really... if you want to match technical complexity you better be pulling some A-level shit out of your fucking bag.... 'cause the SAT scores on just about everything I've heard aren't fit for me to wipe my friend's ass with.

ok.

you're a fucking retard.

dubstep hasn't fucking existed since they took the dub out of the motherfucking step....

I'd apologize to those I've offended... but... really... if you're all hyped on the absolutely terrible shit that is currently being called dubstep - and missed out on the boat that left the port a few years ago... then no cunting apologies are necessary....

if you feel like telling me that I'm not down with underground... so be it...

I can't believe just about everybody missed Xanopticon... was great to be able to ride my bike to the show - the other two times I've seen him were at shows we both played in Detroit.

Xanopticon & Zola Jesus @ Il Motore, Grimes (secret show) in a loft on Jean-Talon, David Kristian @ The Womb, John Maus & Soft Moon @ Il Motore... Thomas Fehlman @ The Cube during MEME-fest in Winnipeg... lotsa great shows this year...

does that mean that *I'm* the baby jesus??

[wipes away tears]

maybe now people will quit giving me shit for "not being down with the sounds of the underground" when I try to explain that dubstep jumped the shark a long time ago...

Mutante - glad that Brainticket album has finally been reissued... Swiss krautrock? Crazy... and lots of psychedelic fun...

...and evidence of its influence... wish I was able to find the whole thing - but this is probably more than enough for most people. I'll just go into the other room and dig out the vinyl.



this is the first Nurse With Wound record I picked up... back in the early days of seeking out everything that Thirlwell was involved with (he does vocal duties on this one)... who knew that one day he'd find fame scoring The Venture Bros.?