La Bouche

LA Style

Ladytron

Lali puna

Lali Puna

Lamb

Lange

lanzamientos

LCD Soundsystem

Leonard Cohen

Letticia

Lil' Spliff

Lord of Hardcore

Luna-C

Hi kids, do you like cannabis?
wanna see me pack a fat bowl n then smoke out of it?
wanna copy me?; n be a serious pot head
say things like dank, skunk, roach, reefer n nugget.

My brain said wait, I cant think another thought
this shit clogged up with Tetrahydrocannabinol
n Spliffy T. says;
"hey J I'm pretty hungry"
"well then lets eat"
"I dont feel like walking, wanna carry me?"

Well since age 4 I couldnt feel my legs
cz I smoked a fat joint or 2 everynight before I went to bed
got real stoned and started listening to Sublime
felt kinda wierd like I was slow all of the time
I smoke a fat pound of grass then largen my ass
with burgers n shakes, made it to McDicks real fast.

"come here baby, you look really good right now"
"uhh J"
"wait a minute"
"your talking to my doorbell".

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My english teacher wanted to smoke me in junior high
only problem was, I was allready pretty fucking high
took a shot of vodka with a chaser
made a bong out of an eraser
asked my teacher to spread her legs so I could taste her.

Walked into the strip club, I was allready pretty fucked up
started splashing around everybody's drinks like a bear cub
extraterrestrials packing a bowl while they're sayin
"we aint got this shit on mars you know".

99% of my life I've been baked
at my wedding I was like fuck this shit, bring me the cake
I told my wife our kids would be junkies;
rinding in a Volkswagen playin kumbaya like a bunch of hippies.

You know your really stoned when you cant feel your hands
or tryna figure out what the meaning of your toe nails man
I went to White Castle n asked for a happy meal
the waitress said "we dont serve that here"
I said "dude, whats the deal?"

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STOP THE TAPE I need to roll a j
great but do you have another nug i could take?
I dont wanna come down, its fun to be high
I wanna get stoned for the rest of my life
mayo or relish? I can barely decide.
"lets put it on cookies"
"yeah man, hi-five".

All my life I was either baked or fried
I dont really have sex cz I fall asleep when I try
I get ripped like the incredible hulk
my eyes are always half shut or blood shot
n I trip when I walk.

when I was little I used to get blazed n run into walls
my parents took a hit, put down the bong n said "aww"
I lay awake n prop my bong against the wall
tell my boy J that met a bitch down the hall
I get high, im glad n by the way when you find my dad
tell him I'll see in awhile, when I get out of rehab.