Neighbors
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 12:28pm |
 Coolness: 282395 | Who has shitty neighbors, what do they do to piss you off and why..
past experiences are welcome too.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 12:32pm |
 Coolness: 62890 | My current neighbours are alright but I used to have worse than a bad neighbour: a bad roomate. He was imposed because I was sub renting a room. I called him Gros Crisse because this fat retard cooked every single meal in his deep frier, including eggs and bacon. All he listened to was shiity hip hop and I caught him several times lipsynching in front of the mirror. He made lots of noise, being very inconsiderate. He was dim witted. He never cleaned up after himself. His bedroom consisted of his computer, a mattress on the floor, used kleenex everywhere and porn all over his walls.
When I took up the lease, I kicked him out and his mom berated me over the phone for doing so. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 1:15pm |
 Coolness: 558490 | Current neighbor above me fuck on a schedule. Same times every day of the week. They also could do with a new bed. I'm tempted to build them one and leave the parts outside their door.
Old neighbor above to the side was a family of Mexicans, the bad stereotypical kind. Drunk father, crazy yelling mom, wild kid. Drunk father pissed on the wall next to our door once. My roommate was ready to go up there and throw his ass down the stairs back out into the snow and kick his ass. Called the landlord first, at near midnight XD He came down FAST as my roommate doesn't take shit. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 1:33pm |
| Coolness: 282395 | I'm apparently the "bad" neighbor. I haven't complained once about my neighbors, I'm sure I'm loud when I fuck, squeaky bed, drum&bass & metal blaring (never past 10-11 though) and I used to argue
all the time when my gf lived with me. Now I have a room mate so I don't exactly bang my girl around him, we both have the same schedule at the same office so it's relatively quiet here from 9-5 weekly. I'm only noisy on weekends and I only use my laundry machines in the afternoon. They complained about my laundry machines making noise so I re-calibrated them and they don't make as much noise anymore. I don't use them past 9 anyways. This woman wakes up at 7 on Saturday and her machines bang against the wall like she's hammering and wakes me up on my only day of fucking rest. I complain to her once and she unloads a shit storm onto me about how I'm a terrible neighbor, never having the nerve to come tell me this to my face before (I'm an open guy believe me, I'll listen to what you have to say) she even made up stories to the landlord about me being aggressive to her husband (who is really nice and I have no idea why he's with this shrew) and that I'm always blaring my music and fucking. She never once called the cops on me, so that means she's always filling my landlords ear with garbage, and since they've been here 11 years, they feel they have some say in whether I should live here or not. I'm being asked to leave in May because of the complaints they've stacked up behind my back. That's all he gets is this one sided complaint factory, and little old me not knowing I'm pissing the world off (not really but to her standards I am). Now they've begun making quite a bit of noise lately and I complain once and it all goes to shit. They accused me of making the downstairs neighbors move out, I leave garbage on my patio before garbage day (didn't know that was a crime) all kinds of evil Satanic shit goes on over here, and I didn't even know it! So yeh, I'm a terrible neighbor *rolleyes* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 3:54pm |
 Coolness: 158675 | host.wun: they are assholes..you don't want to live there w/ these people anyway.. take this occasion to better your living situation! there is so much great deals in mtl! moving is a pain for lots of people.. good luck!
me i just loooove searching for places and moving.. i try to make it fun.. good luck anyway! i don't live in apartments since few years b/c i don't want the music studio outside the house. but when i had my second apartment in mtl when i was 18 many bad things happened during the 4 years i live there, some of them Na will remember (haha!): 1- i was lucky enough that in this building an unestablished rule existed between my neighbors and i; so we were all blasting music at a moment of the night or of the day. you need to endure the music of the next one so you can enjoy yours later.. im addicted to earplugs anyway; so fine by me.. and usually that avoid hearing others during their private moments i.e. when they fuck or fight.... myself i always did that trick even my parents used to do that.. i thought everybody knew that music covers intimate fights and sex stuff. but then this young couple downstairs used to cut the music and going at it! but like NOT NORMAL. i never ear anything like it even in the most fucked porn u can imagine.. it was more like a gore movie.. the screams were FRIGHTENING.. not like loud aawwww oui aawww oui! harder harder! this type of shit.. NO like some sort of howling.. sounded like someone whose being chopped off alive.. me and na used to blast our music (but still ear her!!!) and wonder how the man could keep it hard whit her painful screaming.. and that circus was going on many times a week. well one day; one new building neighbor called in panic the cops because he thought she was getting killed by the bf(who was always very quiet/silent). so i had to explain to the cops: " no no they are fine.. really.. im living here since 2 years..she's not in danger.. it's just their usual sex seance..he's going to get used to it.." and that horrible screaming lady was working at the delicatessen and served me my coffee like there's nothing! awkward ha! issssshhh O_* 2- we had a little delinquent that i never trusted living in this 8 - 3 1/2 units building.. he was attracting others like him.. we were saying hello but not much more. one day i returned from school and they were a small square saw off my entrance door.. the whole just enough big to let a hand gets in and open the lock.. beside my weed i didn't have much to steal.. and the thief had let the apartment in the same condition (messy..u know..teenager years...ha!) but then i looked and i see the chipped woods shit trail from my door to... the door of the bum. i knocked and he and his friends answer..and im like showing the woods shit (not accusing them..but still..)) and they are all acting innocent almost sarcastically "oh! that was the noises coming from outside..blabla.." i didn't want to start shit with them for a baggy of weed so whatever but i let them know that if i would have been there the thief would have been fucking stabbed. and the intruder.. having some sort of mini chainsaw.. it would end up in a messy situation.. so let's not get there.please. 3- to help things the owner of that building was an asshole. coming into my apartment unexpected. this first time that happened: i was listening music and dancing around like an idiot with a huge j smoking up and i turn around and he's there staring at me.. fuck i never stepped like that.. and i'm like: " wtf you're doing in my living room?" and he's like:" are you smoking weed?" me: " but that's not the point OUT OUT OUT OUT!! i pay you each first of the month; you call me 24h in advance when you want to access my apartment; that's the rule!" i was so pissed off. wtf. then, sometimes later i brought him to court because he raised the price for wrong reasons which is not permitted. he had the nerve to mention in front of the judge that i was smoking marijuana(which was totally unrelated to the present case..). the judge laughed it up. i wan the case. when i moved out of this building.. haha i always imagine the landlord's face when he came and saw it empty except for a big joint rolled up and left of the floor's entrance. good luck painting the tags/graph on those walls.. oh and black's hard to cover. take that motherfucka!(haha) **** but now my husband is in roma for the w-e. im in a house on a private road on a 200 acres land. with no neighbor. and i watched too much horror movies b/c i'm shit scared during the night. i almost miss having a roomate. ________ wow...fuck.. i wrote a few blocks here...ravewave is like a free therapy./. sorry about it. Mise À Jour » Holly_Golightly a écrit sur Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 3:57pm haha wow i really have here my personal record of longuest fucking post eeeeeevveerrrr.
don't mind if tl;dr... i wonder how much someone could read of my bullshit haha ok bye |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 4:33pm |
 Coolness: 100475 | Originally Posted By BETTY_HAZE
when i moved out of this building.. haha i always imagine the landlord's face when he came and saw it empty except for a big joint rolled up and left of the floor's entrance. awesome!!! mahahahhaha +10000 last year i was in hochelaga, and my neighboor was a fat lady around 40. she use to sing avril lavigne and stuff like that till 12h at night... or the * i kissed a girl and i liked it* stupid song every god danm day... PLUS ... i kept hearing her buying herself a man every month and could hear EVERYTHING!! after a couple of months, im mixing at home with a reasonable volume at around 8h, and the bitch comes and yell at me for putting my music too loud... cause shes sick... 0_0 ... couldnt believe it... So i told the oldy everything ive been hearing from her appartment all the time... and never heard of her again...mahaha!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:02pm |
 Coolness: 166485 | Originally Posted By BETTY_HAZE
.. but then this young couple downstairs used to cut the music and going at it! but like NOT NORMAL .. dude! i had forgotten about that! it's true, they would listen to loud shitty music, then stop it to fuck - louder .. a little exhibitionist, i'd say XD |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:07pm |
| Coolness: 158675 | dude i don't understand u could have forgot about these screaming it was quite intense haha Mise À Jour » Holly_Golightly a écrit sur Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:09pm "i kept hearing her buying herself a man every month"
what do you mean o_O? buying? Mise À Jour » Holly_Golightly a écrit sur Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:09pm "i kept hearing her buying herself a man every month"
what do you mean o_O? buying? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:08pm |
| Coolness: 166485 | Originally Posted By BETTY_HAZE
dude i don't understand u could have forgot about these screaming it was quite intense haha ha! .. but you know me - i can barely remember yesterday :p |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:12pm |
| Coolness: 158675 | that's a good thing hehe ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 5:55pm |
 Coolness: 108745 | Host.Wun I'd think even the worst neigh-bough need at least 1 warning from the landlord or the police then do one of the things warned not to repeat before getting kicked out. it's not the first time that I hear as mentioned in this thread that some place is filled with loud people that all like it that way.
I like my place VERY quiet and so far it's been that way but this place I'm at I can hear people laughing (at a movie) through the diving wall, not ROFL but LOL, I can also hear cars speeding. it will take a while getting used to it ; my Shure ear-buds + ambient music sure help for concentration (although I prefer silence). the worst neighbors (beside thieves and thugs) knock on dividing wall/floor/ceiling when they're aggravated even after you offered you phone number so s/he'd call instead (and even after the police told what we did was acceptable). I had one like that but it pisses me too much. >:( |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 7:33pm |
 Coolness: 93435 | Originally Posted By HOST.WUN
I'm apparently the "bad" neighbor. I haven't complained once about my neighbors, I'm sure I'm loud when I fuck R u a screamer? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 7:49pm |
| Coolness: 282395 | Not me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Sat 26 Feb, 2011 @ 10:07pm |
 Coolness: 159060 | I'm happy to report I've always had some luck with neighbors, never to the extent of what I'm reading here, thankfully. But that's not to say I'm immune to them either.
A few years back, me and my girlfriend lived in an industrial loft in the Rosemont neighborhood. The floor and ceilings were pure concrete, virtually no sound or vibration could be heard from upstairs or downstairs. The paper thin walls were a whole different story though. Our living space was about 900 square feet, 11 feet high ceilings ( not high enough for a mezzanine ). The adjacent loft had the exact same dimensions yet, despite the building owner's rule of " do not erect new walls " being very specifically clear, the hippies next door somehow managed to build a network of 5 or 6 rooms so ridiculously small it would make your current closet look like a football field. Seriously though : 900 square feet, 6 roommates. Most of them were in their early 20s, all of them were either unemployed, working part time in bio grocery stores of fair trade coffee shops and some of them still at school daydreaming of working at the Cirque Du Soleil. Being the enlightened free spirits that let people to believe they were, they weren't bound by regular man made laws and restrictions ( for the rest of us, that's called being fucking inconsiderate ). The building owner were also strict about the no smoking rule inside yet they kept bongs and hookas lit up 24/7 and would frequently have ton of friends over at fucking impossible hours and would proceed to chill out in the bathroom sized living room where they would proceed to smoke, drink, play music and guitar, talk loudly, laugh and generally enjoy themselves well in the night. I recall one particular sunday night where about 10 people showed up at their place at 11pm, decided to start stir-fry some veggie shit in a wok ( you know how loud stir fry cooking can get ? ) all over the place at 1am, smell of vegetable oil and weed permeating the hallway, then at 2am, all decided to go all "chansonnier" on our asses and one dude could be heard picking away at his string guitar singing some fucking Daniel Belanger and Charles Aznavour shit with everyone else singing along gleefully until the wee hours of the next morning. We knocked at their door and in a weed induced glaze, were told they'd keep it down which, of course, they didn't. To make matters worse, one time, I was told to chill out and asked what my problem was, as if I was the instigator. Death by dread strangulation crossed my mind quite a few times. They weren't loud enough to call the cops on them and but they always made in so that they always hung out on the side of the living room which shared a wall with my loft. I'm sure on purpose. Unfortunately, these welfare retards only served to accentuate my dislike of hippies and the idea that regardless of their cryptic mantras and how much evolved their acid-induced hallucinations are telling them they are, they are still just as disrespectful and self-centered as any other human being out there. This lasted for about a year until we got fed up and moved out. Now all you psy whiners will know why me and hippies aren't the best of pals. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ZimO a répondu le Sun 27 Feb, 2011 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 46710 | Got many shitty neighbors over the years, made this track especially for some that got us kicked out in 2005 (i must admit looking back we were rowdy lil fuckers though lol):
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KounteSs a répondu le Sun 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:31pm |
 Coolness: 39355 | Last year, I had the worst neighbors ever. A couple of about 18 years old, who had probably just moved out of their parent's house. they had real issues. They would spend HOURS arguing and YELLING and shouting names at each other, while apparently moving furniture or hitting each other real hard. They could start arguing at 7 am and continue until the afternoon. Then they would start another fight at 1 am the following day.
Every once in a while they would reconciliate by having loud sex on a squeeky bed. Sometimes even that went wrong; i once heard the chick saying: ARRETEEE! J'aime pas ca quand tu fais ca! lol. But those two things were almost pleasant compared to the rest. They decided to get a fairly big puppy. Now these people are so idiotic that they can't take care of themselves, let alone care for a dog. We were on the 3rd floor and shared a balcony. Well, half of the time they put the dog alone on the balcony. They would NEVER go for a walk with it and they would let it PISS AND SHIT ALL THE TIME on the fucking flooor. I would tell them to pick it up every week because they NEVER cleaned the area. I did so many complaints to the landlord but it changed nothing. Let me tell you that it fucking STANK when the spring came and it started to be hot outside. i absolutely HATED to have to walk in a horrendous stench everytime I wanted to enter my house. 
 Mise À Jour » KounteSs a écrit sur Sun 27 Feb, 2011 @ 7:34pm And at first the little fence wasn't even there... So the doggy would shit and piss on our side of the balcony too... and since we kept complaining, they put this thinking we would accept it that way... right... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil a répondu le Sun 27 Feb, 2011 @ 8:23pm |
 Coolness: 86445 | ^^^ not only a bad situation for you, but leaving a dog out on a filthy balcony all day is just abuse. at least you were able to get them out of your life one way or another.. but the dog is stuck. some people should not be allowed to have pets. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Sun 27 Feb, 2011 @ 9:38pm |
| Coolness: 93435 | Originally Posted By KOUNTESS
wow. wtf |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mutante a répondu le Mon 28 Feb, 2011 @ 12:05am |
 Coolness: 76120 | Y a 2 ans, un transexuel habitais en dessous de chez nous.
Jusque la je men calisse. Le/la transex ( chu vraiment confu pour la conjugaison mais bon, c'est un homme transformé en femme) passais des annonces dans le journal ( certain vont peut-etre se souvenir d'en avoir ris dans une pizzeria, section annonces classées du Mirror) faisant la promotion de son extraordinaire "9 pouces fonctionel" tout en offrant un magnifique service de prostitution chez elle. Le probleme c'est que les consanguins et autres weirdos sonnaient n'importe ou a n'importe quelle heure TOUT le temps pour aller se faire gruger le pogo. Au moment ou je commencais a etre sérieusement irrité par les inscessants coup de sonnettes , j'avais pas encore allumé que l'apart en dessous étais un double jizz factory ( parce qu'en plus j'habite au 3ieme au dessus d'un salon de massage.... le massage étant, vous l'aurez deviné, une option). Chu donc descendu pour aller prévenir le voisin ( la voisine en fait ) pour lui dire d'avertir son monde de sonner a la bonne place ( vers 23:00 un dimanche ) pis la a me dit que c'est bon, que les autres locataires de ses aparts précédents se plaignaient tout le temps a cause de sa "business". C'a m'as mis la puce a l'oreille... ( c'étais soit ca ou a vendais dla patente dans ma tete ) Evidement, ca cesse pas une miette, au contraire, c'a s'intensifie. Je passe une plainte au proprio qui lui envoi une lettre. Le lendemain j'ai une lettre de elle dans ma boite a malle qui dit grosso modo que chu jaloux de son fameux "9 pouces fonctionel", que je reve d'etre aussi belle que elle , que je dois etre pas épanoui et malheureux d'etre aussi grincheux ( c'est vrai que chu grincheux mais la, quand des douchebags sonnent a 4 heures a.m. pour aller se faire "handjobé", se rendent compte que cest PAS la fille a qui y pensaient avoir a faire se mettent a crier dans les escaliers ca rend pas super enthousiaste). Je descend m'expliquer mais ca fini par un contre argument bidon voulant que j'hais les transex (!?!?) pis elle me crache au visage en claquant la porte... Tsé quand tu passe un bonne journée la ;) Je passe des details avant de perdre le seul lecteur potentiel... Je part en tournée, pis a mon retour, un mois apres, j'apprend qu'elle s'est poussée durant la nuit en prenant soin d'étendre ses propres excréments ( je preésume en tout cas) dans la porte principale du bloc. J'oubliais... Apres m'etre fais craché dans face, chu remonté et voici le résultat a tout jamais immortalisé sur vinyl! en tout cas c'est mieux que la prison ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Mon 28 Feb, 2011 @ 10:28am |
 Coolness: 185295 | Originally Posted By MUTANTE
Tsé quand tu passe un bonne journée la ;) hahaha :P ark c'est juste horrible !! (pas la toune mais comme souvenir!) |
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