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Journey Of Man
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:30pm
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The Journey of a Man

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:34pm
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lol I got that from my dad this morning
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:39pm
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hahahh :)

moi j'ai jamais changé d'avis depuis mes 13 ans ;)
I'm feeling at home! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:45pm
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forget all that, what you need more than anything is a girl who is gonna make you food...
I'm feeling surly right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:49pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

lol I got that from my dad this morning

Hahahahahhha yeah my mom sent it to me too hahah
I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:51pm
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I'm a great cook, I just need a girlfriend with big tits :)
I'm feeling at home! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 8:56pm
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lol
I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 20 Apr, 2010 @ 10:32pm
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Originally Posted By BASDINI

forget all that, what you need more than anything is a girl with big, stable and exciting tits who is gonna make you food...


fixed
I'm feeling good in the hood right now..
Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 10:31am
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im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it..

a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day.

a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway

big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah

waaaaaaa im crying
or am i laughing
or am i making a fire engine sound
or well oar my boat... look
spaghetti
I'm feeling syreettttttttt right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 10:53am
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Originally Posted By FLO

I'm a great cook, I just need a girlfriend with big tits and no lsd abuse :)


fixed.
I'm feeling at home! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 2:04pm
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Originally Posted By EARTHYSPIRIT

im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it..

a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day.

a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway

big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah

waaaaaaa im crying
or am i laughing
or am i making a fire engine sound
or well oar my boat... look
spaghetti


So in essence you're looking for a girl with an industrial grade decoder ring ?
I'm feeling [__insert emotion here__] right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Ashigaikha a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 2:33pm
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Originally Posted By EARTHYSPIRIT

im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it..

a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day.

a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway

big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah

waaaaaaa im crying
or am i laughing
or am i making a fire engine sound
or well oar my boat... look
spaghetti


Get a job and start getting your sanity back ^_-
I'm feeling sun : hathor right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 3:02pm
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I don't think sanity is something that you can buy
I'm feeling lovely right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 3:08pm
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but for everything else, there's mastercard.
I'm feeling at home! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove a répondu le Wed 21 Apr, 2010 @ 3:46pm
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at 28 I got the very same thing :O
I'm feeling without mojo right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SubMissioN a répondu le Thu 22 Apr, 2010 @ 3:50am
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This is fucking awesome thread....kudos to the earthquake tits. Theres only one thing for sure that I found so far in the once called nuclear family life I was brought up to believe would happen is that if you don't choose how to live and die life we'll just kill you anyway. Being heterosexual, as unfashionable as that might be, I have to choose a women so I guess she will be the death of me. Can someone tell me what the fuck just happened in the past 25 years..lol
I'm feeling indestructible right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo a répondu le Thu 22 Apr, 2010 @ 8:44am
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THIS is the perfect girlfriend:



...or not :P
I'm feeling at home! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DAVETOTHEGRAVE a répondu le Thu 22 Apr, 2010 @ 7:00pm
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Girls are like rainbows or derrr dumb OR OR OR ORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA ROW AN OAR WITH A BOAR IN A CANOE! COULD YOU DO THAT?
I'm feeling despise right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Thu 22 Apr, 2010 @ 8:19pm
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Why the fuck would I ?
I'm feeling [__insert emotion here__] right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SubMissioN a répondu le Mon 26 Apr, 2010 @ 3:47am
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LOL awesome profile picture...that is so funny
I'm feeling indestructible right now..
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