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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 5:03am |
 Coolness: 32155 | BOTTLEISM!!!!!!!! (BEST RELIGION EVER)
it all started on 18.10.2007... a few vanier college students were playing arround with a bottle...when suddently Marek (now known as the bope) came up with a crazy insane awesome idea. He said: "hey guys, someone should get the bottle in the hole (in the middle of the table). After numerous attempts... Ashley aka vanella (now known as Jebus) got it (the bottle) in the hole (in the middle of the table). There was the sign... it was obvious that this event was a divine moment. As soon as it (the bottle) went in the hole (in the middle of the table)... all those surrounding it (now known as the abostles) had felt the power of the bottle. We then started writing what is now known as the Boly Bobble... and then came BOTTLEISM. T-shirts were made, faithfull bottleists were recruited... everything was good... until I realized that the only thing that could truly make this religion official... was for it to have its own facebook group! Anyone who is anyone can be a bottleist. But what does being a bottleist really mean? - LOVE THE BOTTLE... ABOVE ALL! - Recycle the bottle on recycling day... we have to take care of our planet. - GET A personalized BOTTLEISM T-Shirt.... (eventually... before you die.. you have to have one) - Love bottleists - Love non-bottleists - Love Love! - Dance till u can't dance no mo' (with a bottle in your hand of course) ask for more info BY THE WAY... THE JASON aka the_big_jo (now known as THE CAN) is the source of all EVILLLL!!!! BEWARE CHILDRENNNNN!!!!! Bloop Flooge *Sparklz* Poop Soop BECOME A BOLLOWER... JOIN BOTTLEISM!! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 5:37am |
 Coolness: 208710 | I conform.
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| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 5:38am |
| Coolness: 32155 | MAY THE BOTTLE BE WITH YOU MY CHILD!
JEBUS LOVES YOU! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 12:26pm |
 Coolness: 159050 | There is a message in The Bottle. Sting says so.
Also, I've been on the bottle for years, nothing new here. In fact, Dee should be a bottleism nun and Mel should be an apostle ( she spreads the Good Word : she dispenses bottles ! ). |
| I'm feeling hospital records right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 12:34pm |
 Coolness: 162430 | Melo spreads bottles like no-one else.
Melo FTW! |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 12:49pm |
 Coolness: 83805 | |
| I'm feeling republican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 2:26pm |
| Coolness: 208710 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Melo spreads bottles like no-one else. Melo FTW! Yeahhh.. and she consumes plenty of the Good Word herself as well. Hihi! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie a répondu le Sun 1 Jun, 2008 @ 7:40pm |
 Coolness: 248355 | I am the bottle master |
| I'm feeling c.a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 1:33am |
| Coolness: 32155 | You can be a bottle follower... but there can only be one bottle master... and that is JeBus... and that title is already taken!!!!!!!
VIVA LE BOTTLE! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 1:55am |
| Coolness: 248355 | I'M your mom JeBus .you don't remember me? |
| I'm feeling c.a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 2:30am |
| Coolness: 208710 | And I'm yo daddy!! |
| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 7:41am |
| Coolness: 32155 | HOT!!! What a nice big perverted family we are... JeBus Luvs it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 6:11pm |
 Coolness: 122240 | unless your bottles are filled with alcohol, the answer is no |
| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 6:38pm |
| Coolness: 159050 | Originally Posted By WIZDUMB
unless your bottles are filled with alcohol, the answer is no Is there any other interesting kinds ? |
| I'm feeling hospital records right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot a répondu le Mon 2 Jun, 2008 @ 7:03pm |
 Coolness: 93030 | i dunno wtf this thread means, and I guess I dun care...
Btw, nice one on the kith tuber there georgy, gotta love those og humorists Ufot-ftf=for the fail |
| I'm feeling lies wif da hax!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Tue 3 Jun, 2008 @ 10:36am |
| Coolness: 32155 | Your bottles can be filled with whatever you want! |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply a répondu le Tue 3 Jun, 2008 @ 11:06am |
 Coolness: 84865 | what if we fill them with nothing, are they still empty? I mean, nothing is something, right? |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» vanella a répondu le Tue 3 Jun, 2008 @ 2:43pm |
| Coolness: 32155 | Fill it with nothing, or fill it with everything. It's all the same in the end... as long as there is a bottle involved. You can even do it Skub style and become a human bottle! How about that :O |
| I'm feeling up your mom right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Tue 3 Jun, 2008 @ 5:44pm |
 Coolness: 152935 | what if i break your bottle, will i become your god, will i end your god worshipping ? there are flaws in your religion! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Tue 3 Jun, 2008 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 208710 | ...then she'll just get a new bottle. |
| I'm feeling good inc. right now.. | |
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