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On Tue Sep 13, 2005 » Nuclear said "Jesus Loves You" |
On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » Nuclear said "Never letting go... Whooooooo... STRONG HOLD it's called..." |
On Tue Aug 30, 2005 » Nuclear said "Girls and relationships are like monkeys swinging from branch to branch. They never let go of the current one until they have a firm grip on the next one." |
On Tue Jan 4, 2005 » Nuclear said "a gentleman always slaps with his left hand..." |
On Thu Jul 22, 2004 » Nuclear said "Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just for fun or gettin paid, everyone loves getting laid!" |
On Mon Jun 7, 2004 » Nuclear said "Pookie, you rock my world..." |
On Mon Mar 22, 2004 » Nuclear said "1 + 1 = 3" |
On Sun Mar 21, 2004 » Nuclear said "I am the answer to the itch in your pussy..." |
On Wed Mar 3, 2004 » Nuclear said "Unlike drug users, gun offenders do not have an addiction that drives their behavior." |
On Mon Jan 5, 2004 » Nuclear said "Everything in the universe orriginates from the mind..." |
On Thu Dec 11, 2003 » Nuclear said "And they'll succeed. If you never tell a PhD student "this is impossible," they'll just quietly go and do it." |
On Thu Oct 30, 2003 » Nuclear said "Three tits..." |
On Thu Oct 23, 2003 » Nuclear said "dare" |
On Thu Oct 16, 2003 » Nuclear said "What would you do if someone owed you..." |
On Sat Oct 11, 2003 » Nuclear said "I make worlds corrupt!" |
On Thu Oct 2, 2003 » Nuclear said "Princess Heather is sexy..." |
On Sun Sep 28, 2003 » Nuclear said "Yummy yummy I smell pussay..." |
On Fri Sep 26, 2003 » Nuclear said "You don't like the little icons... If i remember right the last time I added the icons i removed them like 1 week later..." |
On Wed Sep 24, 2003 » Nuclear said "God made GRASS, Man made BOOZE. Who do you trust?" |
On Tue Sep 23, 2003 » Nuclear said "BE SAD BIATCH..." |
On Tue Sep 16, 2003 » Nuclear said "Perma Hardon Tonight! Ow The Joys!" |
On Sat Sep 13, 2003 » Nuclear said "Hello people... What is everyone doing?!" |
On Mon Sep 8, 2003 » Nuclear said "lets be hard together pat!" |
On Thu Sep 4, 2003 » Nuclear said "PMPO = Pulse Maximum Power Output" |
On Fri Aug 15, 2003 » Nuclear said "The way you make me feeeeeeeeeel..." |
On Mon Aug 4, 2003 » Nuclear said "My penis in your..." |
On Tue Jul 29, 2003 » Nuclear said "pussy? where?" |
On Tue Jul 29, 2003 » Nuclear said "I can heal broken hearts!!!" |
On Mon Jul 21, 2003 » Nuclear said "cry in my arms darling..." |
On Sat Jul 19, 2003 » Nuclear said "Insomnia - 2070 De La Montagne! Tonight, 10$ Be There! Right near Guy Concordia Metro!" |
On Thu Jul 17, 2003 » Nuclear said "ha-penis" |
On Sun Jul 13, 2003 » Nuclear said "That was a good movie..." |
On Fri Jul 11, 2003 » Nuclear said "It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you." |
On Tue Jul 8, 2003 » Nuclear said "They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken." |
On Tue Jul 8, 2003 » Nuclear said "God must love stupid people; he made so many." |
On Thu Jul 3, 2003 » Nuclear said "There are three kinds of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't." |
On Tue Jul 1, 2003 » Nuclear said "And so the girl started playing with herself..." |
On Mon Jun 30, 2003 » Nuclear said "Throughout nature, males have provided food for females in exchange for sex..." |
On Sun Jun 29, 2003 » Nuclear said "George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew hemp." |
On Sat Jun 28, 2003 » Nuclear said "Today has been uneventfull..." |
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