|On Sat Jun 9, 2012 » Nuclear said|
"As long as authority exists rebellion will follow."
|On Fri May 6, 2011 » Nuclear said|
"The bicycle is a parody of a wheeled vehicle—a donkey cart without the cart, where you do the work of the donkey."
|On Sun Dec 12, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"If true freedom were readily available and could be found without great effort, how is it possible that it should be neglected by almost everyone? But all things excellent are as difficult as they are rare."
|On Mon Dec 6, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion and liberation of the human body from the coercion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government. It stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals…"
|On Tue Nov 2, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"roses are red, pickles are green, i like your legs, and what's in between..."
|On Tue Oct 19, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"Welcome to the land of the free... where big business is free to fuck you in the ass at will."
|On Tue Jun 29, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"
|On Tue Mar 23, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"The penis is the most sexual object. Freud had it straight on with penis envy. Any girl that doesn't like giving head is just denying her primordial desire."
|On Wed Mar 17, 2010 » Nuclear said|
"The only thing the remains constant is CHANGE."
|On Sun Nov 15, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
|On Tue Nov 3, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"Whatever happend to sex drugs rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno!"
|On Wed Oct 21, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"Drugs Happen - Antonino"
|On Thu Oct 8, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."
|On Thu Jul 23, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"Candy kids rock, cause when they're all cracked out and skinny they make your dick look huge..."
|On Wed Apr 29, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"War is not about dying for your country, it's about making the other son of a bitch die for his"
|On Mon Jan 5, 2009 » Nuclear said|
""Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.” - Albert Einstein"
|On Fri Jan 2, 2009 » Nuclear said|
"People often ask "If there is no afterlife, what is the purpose of this life?" - But wouldn't it make more sense to ask "If there is an afterlife, what is the purpose of this life?""
|On Mon Dec 15, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"You Are What You Eat!"
|On Sun Dec 14, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs."
|On Fri Jul 18, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"1+1= a window"
|On Fri Jun 20, 2008 » Nuclear said|
|On Mon May 12, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"is my psychotherapist a rapist?"
|On Sat Mar 1, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"
|On Sun Feb 10, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"No one should ever work. Workers of the world... *relax*!"
|On Thu Jan 24, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"I am no better than you, but I am trying to be better than me."
|On Fri Jan 11, 2008 » Nuclear said|
"Why anybody would want to do drugs when there are computers available is a mystery to me - Bob Bickford"
|On Mon Nov 19, 2007 » Nuclear said|
"HIGH on STRESS!"
|On Thu Nov 15, 2007 » Nuclear said|
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."
|On Thu Nov 8, 2007 » Nuclear said|
"Beauty fades; but dumb is forever!"
|On Thu Oct 26, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way."
|On Sat Oct 21, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
|On Tue Oct 17, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"P.E.T.A. = People Eating Tasty Animals"
|On Sat Oct 7, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
|On Mon Oct 2, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"If she gives you too much trouble, find yourself a younger one..."
|On Fri Sep 8, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."
|On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"Hiram's Law: If you consult enough experts you can confirm any opinion."
|On Thu Jul 20, 2006 » Nuclear said|
"Oneliners rule ;)"
|On Sun Mar 5, 2006 » Nuclear said|
|On Mon Dec 12, 2005 » Nuclear said|
"Life is fast Live it slow."
|On Fri Oct 28, 2005 » Nuclear said|
"Maybe it would be better if we slept together...."
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