Oneliners |
 | » daFTWin said "they had my favorite episode on last night it was the one where uhhmmm fuuck cant remember name ohh well but he was playing with the key board and hed go
ding hey
ding hey
ding hey
i love that show" |
 | » PaT_ said "*hides under the couch*" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "yeah different Ken every nite ;]" |
 | » shpud said "he he barbie's a whore!!!!" |
| » daFTWin said "im a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic its fantastic you can brush my hair undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation
common barbie lets go party
aye aye aye yea
common barbie lets go party
oowooo oowooo" |
 | » nothingnopenope said "putting the 'jadhgghaebhba' back into 'insane'" |
| » PaT_ said "putting the "art" back into "fart"" |
 | » Purple_Lee said "Don't smell the roses too close you might get stung" |
| » daFTWin said "bustah move pat not the other pat altho you never know" |
| » daFTWin said "pat likes pickled penis" |
| » PaT_ said "*grins*" |
| » daFTWin said "ewwww" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "...that is blue! o_O" |
| » shpud said "mmmmm....pickled penis..." |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "is it just me or there is an eerie parallel between this:" |
| » daFTWin said "mmmmm pickle" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "...and this:" |
| » shpud said "PENIS!" |
| » daFTWin said "so apparently kids who do alot of drugs crave koolaid we just crave suugary water that tastes good ( blue koolaids the best) so couldnt i say that kids who are junkies crave corn pops
you know "gotta have my pops"
whats up with that" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I need wine and coffee" |
| » daFTWin said "iiiiiiiiii i studdeer" |
| » shpud said "i had eggs for breakfast" |
 | » El_Presidente said "You go to the cheese factory for the quality, but you stay for the quantity
-The Cheesemaker-" |
| » nothingnopenope said "I have the right to be obnoxious" |
| » nothingnopenope said "gonzo" |
| » shpud said "mmmm....cheeeese...." |
| » nothingnopenope said "Penguins, little trees, and tea biscuits
oh my" |
| » shpud said "100 points and you win
now i wont tell you what you win, ill leave that to your imagination" |
| » Zz.ee.vV said "hmmhmm! how many points do you need to accumulate before you get to "fight the boss" ? =)" |
| » shpud said "i heard that nymph has big tits too and when i grab them i get 10 points :)" |
 | » Nuclear said "I heard that shpub has big tits..." |
| » shpud said "my ass is itchy" |
| » PaT_ said "i think my parents are going through mid-life crises, they just changed the locks on the front door without telling me.~_~" |
| » errorizE said "sailormoon is all about sex" |
| » Nuclear said "What is originality? Undiscovered plagiarism." |
| » Nuclear said "The world is watching America, and America is watching TV." |
| » Nuclear said "Our greatness lies not in how high we climb, but in picking ourselves up after a fall." |
| » nothingnopenope said "Hook me up with one of those little girls nymph, since I am a few years younger than you and it would be socially acceptable!" |
| » El_Presidente said "Oneliners are for the weak minded." |
| » Nuclear said "It's like the ottawa modo... If yah wanna pick up a gurl... just goto a montreal party!" |
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