pénis bandé à cause du train jaune qui est passé
pénis bandé à cause du train jaune qui est passé
pénis bandé à cause du train jaune qui est passé, qui est passé, qui est passé

lmao... I'm sure that was it... I keep doing that all the time.. I read things on like the first pages, then post something on the last page... and everyone is like WTF?

FKN WOW!!! HAHA!

You know what? Im reading it over and over... trying to figure out ftw I was thinking about, and uhh.. nope, I actually don't even remember writting that... so chances are that I was drunk and didn't even realize what the hell I was doing.

LMAO I dropped my beer last night... I was on the balcony, and when I bent over to pick it up, I accidently pushed it instead, so I dropped it on to the neighbour's lawn! hahaha.

BOTTLES ARE SEXY!

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WOW... just fkn wow!

Ok. #1... if you break a bottle, I'll break your legs. Number two, the bottle is not ONE single bottle, it is bottles in general.

and 3... FU MY RELIGION RULES... VIVA LE BOTTLE LOCO!

Fill it with nothing, or fill it with everything. It's all the same in the end... as long as there is a bottle involved. You can even do it Skub style and become a human bottle! How about that :O

Its for sure a tiny penis!

sports are gay
sports are gay
sports are gay gay gay

Your bottles can be filled with whatever you want!

oups I did it again
oops I did it again
oops I did it again gain gain

HOT!!! What a nice big perverted family we are... JeBus Luvs it!

BLOOP FLOOGE!!!

raves and turtles
raves and turtles
raves and turtles urtles urtles

You can be a bottle follower... but there can only be one bottle master... and that is JeBus... and that title is already taken!!!!!!!

VIVA LE BOTTLE!

MAY THE BOTTLE BE WITH YOU MY CHILD!

JEBUS LOVES YOU!

Butt hole

holy bottle
holy bottle
holy bottle tle tle

BOTTLEISM!!!!!!!! (BEST RELIGION EVER)
it all started on 18.10.2007... a few vanier college students were playing arround with a bottle...when suddently Marek (now known as the bope) came up with a crazy insane awesome idea. He said: "hey guys, someone should get the bottle in the hole (in the middle of the table). After numerous attempts... Ashley aka vanella (now known as Jebus) got it (the bottle) in the hole (in the middle of the table).

There was the sign... it was obvious that this event was a divine moment. As soon as it (the bottle) went in the hole (in the middle of the table)... all those surrounding it (now known as the abostles) had felt the power of the bottle.

We then started writing what is now known as the Boly Bobble... and then came BOTTLEISM.

T-shirts were made, faithfull bottleists were recruited... everything was good...
until I realized that the only thing that could truly make this religion official... was for it to have its own facebook group!

Anyone who is anyone can be a bottleist.
But what does being a bottleist really mean?
- LOVE THE BOTTLE... ABOVE ALL!
- Recycle the bottle on recycling day... we have to take care of our planet.
- GET A personalized BOTTLEISM T-Shirt.... (eventually... before you die.. you have to have one)
- Love bottleists
- Love non-bottleists
- Love Love!
- Dance till u can't dance no mo' (with a bottle in your hand of course)

ask for more info

BY THE WAY... THE JASON aka the_big_jo (now known as THE CAN) is the source of all EVILLLL!!!! BEWARE CHILDRENNNNN!!!!!

Bloop Flooge *Sparklz* Poop Soop

BECOME A BOLLOWER... JOIN BOTTLEISM!!

haha!! nuggets, KD, and eggs are my specialty... I should so go on hell's kitchen!

Haha... yeah... talking about my birthday... and I just had to whip that line out... but I think what really got to her was when I invited her over for dinner... and made her nuggets and fries (I'm horrible in the kitchen). LMAO

Nice te casse
Nice te casse
Nice te casse asse asse

J'T'é K-C

Yeah, I was born on Feb 14th... I'm fucking cupid baby, one hit with the arrow and you're mine.

That actually worked... and now I have a gf!! :P

His mouth can fit multiple penises at once?

We're vibrator lies!


WOW... high five me!

Zoom in on that!

;)

:D

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Uh Huh Her - Mystery Lights

Billions of people, they have their reasons
No destination, just a slave to this prefect
They turn their back on you

And if everyone would just join hands,
I'll tell you something you would not believe
I see the signs, seen the writings on the wall
And baby I'm scared

All good people will try and fight
But what they don't know will kill them

Turn around please

Come down, systems, collide
Say are you alone?
Hide here, tonight
Starry skies shine the light
Go back, run fast
You've come too late, there's nothing left
Can you, hear us, go fast
Send out a warning

No one will answer, we try to obey
So will you lead us in the right direction
We could be saved by you

We've been misguided by a shady plan
It's the demise of the modern man
Tell everybody that you've seen firsthand
And nature, she'll take her course.

All good people will try and fight
But what they don't know will kill us all.

Turn Around Please

made: My bacon in the morning... lying next to me in bed :D

.....................................................................................................

I WAS HORNY... until I saw that picture! :|
blaahhh... not hot... not hot at all!

starry clouds.

emo or disco!!!!

Nice Soundwave

Vampires

Lights or Complete Darkness?

your mom on toast with bacon!

apple or banana?

BOTTLEISM!!!!!!!! (BEST RELIGION EVER)
it all started on 18.10.2007... a few vanier college students were playing arround with a bottle...when suddently Marek (now known as the bope) came up with a crazy insane awesome idea. He said: "hey guys, someone should get the bottle in the hole (in the middle of the table). After numerous attempts... Ashley aka vanella (now known as Jebus) got it (the bottle) in the hole (in the middle of the table).

There was the sign... it was obvious that this event was a divine moment. As soon as it (the bottle) went in the hole (in the middle of the table)... all those surrounding it (now known as the abostles) had felt the power of the bottle.

We then started writing what is now known as the Boly Bobble... and then came BOTTLEISM.

T-shirts were made, faithfull bottleists were recruited... everything was good...
until I realized that the only thing that could truly make this religion official... was for it to have its own facebook group!

Anyone who is anyone can be a bottleist.
But what does being a bottleist really mean?
- LOVE THE BOTTLE... ABOVE ALL!
- Recycle the bottle on recycling day... we have to take care of our planet.
- GET A personalized BOTTLEISM T-Shirt.... (eventually... before you die.. you have to have one)
- Love bottleists
- Love non-bottleists
- Love Love!
- Dance till u can't dance no mo' (with a bottle in your hand of course)

ask for more info

BY THE WAY... THE JASON aka the_big_jo (now known as THE CAN) is the source of all EVILLLL!!!! BEWARE CHILDRENNNNN!!!!!

Bloop Flooge Poop Soop

Friday

There's never anything good on Saturdays... for some odd reason!

For here or To go?

Cross-Dressing Poodles

Only because I'm scared of the squirrels living in my BBQ. If they had bazookas, I'd probably be ubber fucked right now :S !!!

Should I do:
Your Mom or Your Sister?

You know what sucks most? YOUR MOM!