geesh you masterbate with a chainsaw ONCE and no one will let to forget it

i cant play with myself

me and my hand got in a fight and now i have to sleep on the couch

no no no i am the boy in hot pink

oi vey you poeple hurt me head

hmmm....salmon

your fish tastes like pussy!!!!

real men aren't scared to wear hot pink shorts

maybe i confused real men with 12 year old girls again

yeah it was me in the pink shorts last week

i realize now that the whole outfit was a little too much pink in reality but i can't undo what is done ohhh well

and for the masterbating...that's [ hot...ca ] i watch?

Lately when I go out to Picnik I get my picture taken a lot. I know this is because I'm weird and dress odd and pretty much dance and bounce about in an "all eyes on me" fashion but I've come to realize I never inquire what these pictures are going to be used for.

Maybe I should be on the look out for stalkers or weird fetish sites designed to people aroused by brightly colored clothing and leg warmers.

Rrrright.....

Cool things like that only happen to people like Sharon Stone. God Bless Sharon Stone!