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I have some time or another noticed myself feeling like that.

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My penis hurts after a big session



You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.


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Here's a newer conspiracy video by Alex Jones called Endgame.
even though alot of people think his vids are trash, there are some interesting point he makes.
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70 = 80(1-e^-0.2)

70/80 =1-e^-.2t

.875-1 = -e^.2t


-.125(-1)=-e^.2t(-1)

ln.125 = .2t

t = -10.397207708399179641258481821873

i dunno

whoops overlooked that it was -.2t
I believe you did it right

Is this guy Handicapped?

Also for your viewing pleasure

Here's one:

I went to work today and I don't know if the police called my boss and he knows and is only acting nice or if they are not calling and were just tryin ot scare me so I wouldn't do anything like that again or weather they are still going to call. Everytime my boss Miked me today, I felt anxiety and wondered what the call was going to be about. I still got alot of work done and he was happy or acting happy.
Paranoia is helpful sometimes because nothing can hardly be unexpected and unprepared for. I wasn't charged with anything so there should be no problem becasue I have an explanation.

In the end everything will work out I'm sure

Well they didn't catch me in the act, I was leaving the scene and I gave them a story, they are going to let my boss know I what my story was and that I using company equpment in the middle of the night

They're just trying to scare me

because I was juiced last night
haha

Ha, I am a benifit to society, I just dabble in a few questionable things, If they call my work and talk to my boss and thy don't chage me, I can sue them for slander because they didn't charge me

I have a a well paying job, I am on call wth a per-diem but I fucked it all up. It was my own undoing. I was caught doing something illegal, I wasn't charged but the police said hy would report my acivities to my boss. So it's basically over. was contracted by the city to do work in the police stations but it's all shot to hell now/ I don't know what to do so I'm going to start a poll:
vote now, should I:

1. close the story book
2. go on a shoping spree and then close the story book
3. Live with a tarnished reputation< I'll never do that

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He;s good with spanish

what a dissapointment,
I had my pants unzipped and everything

Does it make your pencil eraser nipples sag limply like melting rubber?

oops I was supposed to be quoting moondancer

Ps3 is definately worth it if you have a 1080p or 1080i lcd because japanese have designing games in their genes
Just find a used one online for a heck of a lot cheaper than brand new, but make sure to test it out, get a receipt and make sure it's still under warranty.
Oblivion is like crack ftr

no one wants to go there

wouldn't you like a good set of cock and balls without all the bullshit attached to them?

diarrhea snowballing

How the fuck did this turn into a conversation about what kind of weapon you carry? Who gives a shit?

Holy shit, I've never seen someone get so emotional about something so stupid, why do you care what he thinks? There are plenty of times when things seem a certain way but are not what they seem
all. Listen son, if we followed your logic do you know how many innocent people would be behind bars?

he's saying is to have an open mind and maybe if you weren't so busy in the basement jerking off your dog, you could use your gorilla fists to crack open a book once in a while.

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Your message has touched me and my view towards women has changed, I totally believe they are as tame and innocent as they try to make guys believe and from now on I will treat them with the utmost respect, maybe even collecting the plates and stacking them in the sink for them after dinner or something

I didn't really read anything, I just saw the guy in the photos with an apparent obsession with periods and I wonder what kind of childhood he had.

If it's nice and fattened up I might consider it, but you'd have to ship it all the way to Winnipeg.

Stab victim 'continued masturbating

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

[ www.brisbanetimes.com.au ]

I'd hit it

You live to feel that splash on your back