Borat's Profile

Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.

Zodiac Sign - the Potato

Religion: I follow the Hawk

Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee

Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles

Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).

I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13]] and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.

I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!

I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!

Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
I like DJDTM - make good dancie time !!

Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.

My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.

My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance house music and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate cake... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires.