| Title: | Destructive Things I've Done Today/ Random Facts About the Things that Surround me. |
| Posted On: | 2009-06-19 18:52:01 |
Whilst transferring leftover Mac’n’Cheese into a container to store it in the refrigerator, I scooped too hard and send cheesy macaronis flipping through the kitchen air! A few of them hit the ceiling fan and got shot into the window, hence creating yellowish and somewhat decorative splatter on the window pane.
Blowing out a candle takes more effort than I thought. Wax went waltzing onto the television remote control, now I am unable to press the mute button as well as the 2, 5 and menu buttons.
I bit into a juicy cherry, now my white shirt looks like it’s been doused in arterial spray.
My cat is bald.
I accidentally walked into the coffee table in the living room, my coffee is now a beautiful addition to the cream upholstery of my couch and I still cannot find out where the chip that broke off the cup went. I guess I’ll find out when I step on it.
My room still isn’t clean.
I wanted to staple a document for my mother, and missed the paper. I spent an entire fifteen minutes agonizing over the staple in my knuckle. Then I found out it didn’t hurt as much as I thought it did and stared at it with morbid fascination until I decided to take it out ten minutes later.
There is a candle on my floor. What is it doing there?
I sneezed and the ashes in the ash tray on the computer desk turned into a puff of dust that settled onto my nice keyboard.
I stubbed my toe on a metal chair. My little toe is still numb.
I took a sip on my coffee and it came out my nose for absolutely no reason.
I made myself a sandwich for lunch. I wanted to warm it up in the micro-wave. I only wanted it in there for a minute, but I clicked the “0” button 3 times instead of twice. I forgot about my sandwich in the microwave until I heard the beep to announce the end of the cycle. The ham shrank into bacon and the cheese was stiff. The bread became harder than the door I threw the sandwich at. There is now a nice indentation in the door and I am still hungry. There is no more ham.
I fell asleep on the couch. There is a fan near the arm of the couch. My head was on the fan side. My hair got caught in the blades and ripped out a wad of hair. Ow!
Listening To: I Came as a Rat- Modest Mouse, Masters of War- Amon Amarth, Fucking an Animal-GWAR
