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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Fri Jan 23, 2004 @ 7:01pm |
 Coolness: 106010 | What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with..."a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO"! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Fri Jan 23, 2004 @ 7:17pm |
 Coolness: 145640 | what's the point of a joke thread?
To post jokes there lolololialalkoalaoMAO! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Fri Jan 23, 2004 @ 7:28pm |
 Coolness: 91910 | jokes don't carry the same bang when on paper
they're meant to be spoken, no, performed |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Fri Jan 23, 2004 @ 7:30pm |
| Coolness: 61060 | lol
that was fun |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Fri Jan 23, 2004 @ 7:33pm |
| Coolness: 106010 | hells yeah |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mr_President replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 12:24am |
| Coolness: 46475 | I take offense to these two
Originally posted by DJAMALGAM...
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 12:31am |
 Coolness: 339885 | i know the ladies are gonna love these..
how do you turn the dishwasher into a snowblower? -give the bitch a shovel. how do you fix the dishwasher? -slap the bitch |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 1:56am |
 Coolness: 685810 | What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, you already told the bitch twice. What's the first thing a woman does after leaving the Women's Shelter? -The dishes, if she knows what's good for her. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 182750 | hahahahah... i enjoyed |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 3:10pm |
 Coolness: 121135 | or did you? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sat Jan 24, 2004 @ 3:25pm |
 Coolness: 238840 | :lol
Lee |
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