The " No Contact Jacket "
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 3:15am |
 Coolness: 131535 | source [ polishmartialarts.com ] 
4 out of 5 ninjas agree that this jacket is GREAT! This jacket was developed as a personal defense for women. Statistically, 3 out 4 women will be assaulted at some point in their lives. When activated, the jacket will shock anyone who touches it. There is a rubber lining that prevents it from shocking the wearer when it delivers 80,000 volts of electricity to the attacker. It’s basically a wearable taser, and if you’re still a ninja in training, you may need a little help warding off attackers. The shock will definitely surprise the assailant, as well as causing pain and brief confusion. Even if it doesn’t completely dissuade the villain from coming after you, it will buy you enough time to get a head start running for help, and you can bet he won’t grab you again without serious hesitation. It appears that the jacket isn’t available for purchase yet, but hopefully it will be soon. You visit the website here [ www.no-contact.com ] to learn more. Watch the demo video below! inb4 weather hazard |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 3:24am |
 Coolness: 91330 | Aaaww come here you and hug me!
*ZAP* Haw haw! Suckazzz! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 3:28am |
| Coolness: 131535 | LEMME CHANGE THAT RAM FOR YA HUNNEY -LOL Update » cutterhead wrote on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 4:16am and for the professionnal victim , the " teslacoil - never contact again jacket " haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 3:58am |
 Coolness: 219910 | awesome!
instead of using it as a means of defence, i would just run up to people and hug them as an attack! yes! this world definitely needs more things that zap the shit out of people!  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 12:40pm |
 Coolness: 108745 | this is a great *defense* mechanism. although, I suspect it will be used as a fear deterrent instead of an assault deterrent, causing people that simply wanted attention or make a friendly surprise to be assaulted. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:09pm |
| Coolness: 131535 | v.2.0 of this could be an 400 kw vagina |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:29pm |
| Coolness: 91330 | Originally Posted By DJ_DIALECT
yes! this world definitely needs more things that zap the shit out of people!
indeed |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:40pm |
| Coolness: 131535 | i wouldnt want to be that compagny's legal advisor .
a freaking nightmare i tell ya , i suspect this to be illegal anyway you look at it as its an weapon set loose on everybody at everytime . how do you deal it if you have a 4 y old that trips on ya , start baconing and doesnt wake up. good luck about self defence , at that point its full fledge assault . |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:46pm |
| Coolness: 91330 | I wonder what happens when 2 persons wearing a "no contact" jacket hug each other. Does it create a vortex or something? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:48pm |
 Coolness: 685530 | Do emo bands have moshpits at their concerts? Because I'd love to wear that thing in an emo moshpit. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 4:00pm |
| Coolness: 108745 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I'd love to wear that thing in an emo moshpit. HAHAHAHAHA |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 146265 | Who knows, with the right electrical shock, it would go in the right place in the brain and make them stop crying!
edit: ...forever? :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 4:28pm |
 Coolness: 159060 | DON'T JACKET TAZE ME, BRO ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 7:44pm |
| Coolness: 131535 | delivers 80,000 volts of electricity
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» M-A-X replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 8:54pm |
 Coolness: 121575 | What happen if you jump in a pool with it? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 10:05pm |
 Coolness: 115475 | Originally Posted By M-A-X
What happen if you jump in a pool with it? BZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIT |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» M-A-X replied on Thu Oct 7, 2010 @ 12:15am |
| Coolness: 121575 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
BZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIT Yeah, it's what I thought... BAM! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Oct 7, 2010 @ 12:35am |
| Coolness: 131535 | i dont think it would explode more than an electric-gum pack prank tossed in a pool. never saw that explode , also depends on how you jolt it to the ground , imo a million ways not to be injured...
its 80 kv but they never say how much amps. shit it could even be about 0.025 w aka 25 mW ... not even a cpu's fan power... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DjCy-Fi replied on Thu Oct 7, 2010 @ 10:24am |
 Coolness: 37070 | OMG, that's awesome!! I want one hehe |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Thu Oct 7, 2010 @ 7:54pm |
 Coolness: 166485 | "can't believe that cute girl hugged me! i'm shocked!" |
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