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| Good [+3]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Mon Oct 25, 2010 @ 9:50am |
 Coolness: 226185 | Originally Posted By NUCLEAR
RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 25TH 
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS A heartbroken raver went off the deep end this weekend when she spotted her former honey at a party, arm in arm with a new woman. The sight of this buxom goddess of the gothic persuasion draped over her ex-boyfriend made our love lorn lass lose her cool. She grabbed a pair of scissors from her tote bag and began chasing her rival in love around the room, desperately trying to give the girl a new and not at all fabulous hairdo. This mad diva tossed her scissors when they proved ineffective, and decided that in order to get her revenge, she'd have to amp up the crazy. She got her mittens on a bottle of bleach that had been tucked away in a broom closet, and ran towards her sworn enemy like a kamikaze pilot, launching her makeshift chemical weapon at her black clad foe. Not only did she ruin her adversary's expensive threads, she also ruined those of a group of innocent bystanders. Bleach splattered and smattered half a dozen people. The party gods could not abide this woman's unfestive behavior, so they kicked her out of the party. The crowd was stunned by the nutty antics they had witnessed, and the chattering masses spent the rest of the evening talking about nutty ex-lovers, stalkers, and creepers. 15 minutes of shame for Olivia. |
| I'm feeling not amused right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Oct 25, 2010 @ 10:27am |
 Coolness: 115445 | uh oh... |
| I'm feeling everything must go wrong right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeDraegon replied on Mon Oct 25, 2010 @ 3:59pm |
 Coolness: 54095 | Yeah that wasn't too cool... |
| I'm feeling dubstep in my veins right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Oct 26, 2010 @ 12:22am |
 Coolness: 2603895 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
15 minutes of shame for Olivia. You mean fame! |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Oct 26, 2010 @ 2:23am |
| Coolness: 2603895 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 26TH
THE WAY OF METH Fifteen years ago, heroin chic was all the rage in the gilded world of high-fashion. Models who didn't look like they spent all their time free basing heroin in the back alleys of Beverly Hills were passe. Pale skin, dark circles under the eyes, and arms full of needle marks were your ticket to the in crowd. Life at the top of the fashion crop demanded an authentic drug addled look. Fashion moves on, and heroin chic has given way to the forced irony of the hipster generation. American Apparel and its ilk feast on the rotting carcasses of insecure, awkward twenty somethings who prefer Pabst to poppy seeds. The low fashion of the trustafarian generation dominates the landscape of Montreal's party scene. Skinny jeans, bad haircuts, and ironic t-shirts have replaced the emaciated heroin look popularized by Kate Moss and Calvin Klein. This change in the zeitgeist doesn't sit well with one local DJ/Meth Dealer. Our glass loving CD mixing troglodyte has made it his life ambition to revive the druggy chic of the mid nineties. He's evangelizing a return to his favorite era -- but instead of heroin being the drug of the fashion forward, he wants to make crystal meth the new "it" thing. His life revolves around the aesthetics of drug use. He's writing a book on the philosophy of meth, and is currently studying the works of a dozen French philosophers to help shore up his arguments. Our crazy dealer believes that the words and thoughts of men like Jacques Derrida and Michel Foucault prove that only a life that's lived on the edge of addiction is authentic, and everything else is fake. Our DJ isn't only writing a book about the glories of meth, he's also working on a documentary, a fashion line, and a lecture tour. Every single one of his projects is dedicated to convincing people that meth isn't just a drug, but a viable and ethically sound way of life. If he has his way, the pro-meth movement will be Montreal's hippest export. Forget Vice Magazine and Dov Charney -- Montreal's biggest contribution to the fashion world will be the Way of Meth. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Oct 26, 2010 @ 2:49am |
 Coolness: 685500 | Holy shit, it's 2003/2004 all over again! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Tue Oct 26, 2010 @ 9:27am |
| Coolness: 226185 | Originally Posted By NUCLEAR
You mean fame! Nope, I meant Shame. |
| I'm feeling 18:30. press return right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Andy_Riot replied on Wed Oct 27, 2010 @ 12:14am |
 Coolness: 41640 | What's the DJ's name? |
| I'm feeling void right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Oct 27, 2010 @ 1:49am |
| Coolness: 2603895 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 27TH
THE ACID COLA INCIDENT Last June, a well connected event organizer was gifted a large sheet of top quality LSD. The chemist responsible for this magic paper knew his stuff -- Timothy Leary would be proud of his work. The sheet of paper had two hundred hits of the potent mind bending stuff on it, which made for a marvelous summer of psychadelic fun. Every Friday, the promoter would call some friends over to his place to drop acid and watch some old movies from the 1980s. There was a regular circle of three revelers who would drop by his place for Acid Fridays -- his girlfriend, her best friend, and an old high school friend. Occasionally, a couple of random people would drop in on the fun. And it was fun... Until the promoter spilled a bottle of coca-cola over his sheet of LSD. For reasons unknown, the promoter, who has no background in chemistry, became convinced that the cola had weakened the LSD, and that from now on, the only way anyone would get high is if they quintupled their doses. The night he made this radical decision, he and his girlfriend were too busy arguing with each other to get high. They decided dropping LSD wasn't a good idea if they were in a bad mood. His girlfriend's best friend had to leave early for a work emergency, so she also avoided the ten hit drop. This left his friend from high school, and a random guy that the promoter had met at a comic book store earlier that day -- a young 17 year old anime nerd who had never once done drugs in his life. Not even marijuana. The two guys dropped their acid, and proceeded to lose their minds. What happened over the course of that night is open to some debate, though the outcome isn't: a woman was robbed, and drugs were flushed down the toilet. At some point in the night, the promoter's high school buddy and the anime nerd both decided that they were trapped in hell. The Anime nerd, in order to protect himself from the demon's who were out to get him, locked himself inside the bathroom. The high school buddy, meanwhile, was convinced that the only way to break out of hell is if he seperated the promoter from his girlfriend. He thought they were the demon gatekeepers of the netherworld, and that they derived their power from being together. He grabbed the promoter's girlfriend by the hand, and dragged her outside. Unfortunately, the girlfriend didn't realize that this guy was bad tripping, and decided it was a good time to have a heartfelt conversation about how unhappy she was with her boyfriend. The high school buddy, who thought he was dealing with a demon god, couldn't understand why she was asking him for relationship advice. He demanded that the demon god pay for his cab ride home, and when she said she had no money, he dragged her to a bank to take out forty dollars to pay for his cab. While the promoter's girlfriend was being mugged, things at the apartment had taken a turn for the worst. It was now 5am, and the anime nerd was rolling around naked in the hallway of the promoter's apartment yelling "I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" The promoter had no idea what to do, so he called 911. The girlfriend got back from her misadventure in time to see the nerd being placed in the back of an ambulance. Convinced that the cops were going to show up, she forced her boyfriend to flush all his LSD down a toilet. Now, the promoter always makes sure he has some valium on hand when doing LSD with people. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Wed Oct 27, 2010 @ 4:40pm |
 Coolness: 558460 | Holy fuck. |
| I'm feeling ready for anew right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 12:04am |
| Coolness: 2603895 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 28TH
THE STONED ENGINEER There's one sound guy who might be having trouble finding work in Montreal after a disastrous weekend party. The young man in question showed up at a party blitzed out of his mind on a variety of toxic substances, and proceeded to utterly and completely destroy thousands of dollars worth of sound equipment. He spilled beer over two CDJs and shorted them out, he knocked over two speakers in a drugged out stupor, seriously damaging one of them, he somehow managed to set the mixer on fire, and to top it all off, he and almost asphyxiated himself when he fell asleep in a pile of cables that, through the magic of drunk fu, became tangled around his neck like a noose. Had some random party kids not found him in that state of disgrace, who know's what would have happened. His (now former) employer wasn't impressed, and it seems like the sound guy is going to have to pay for all the equipment he wrecked. The lesson here, folks, is that people don't treat things with respect that they don't pay for in some form. People who aren't invested in the equipment aren't going to treat it right. They'll knock it over, spill shit all over it, and basically treat it like a two dollar hooker. Then they wake up with herpes and realize that maybe they should have been a little more cautious and a little less wreckless. I doubt this sound engineer will be showing up drunk at work anytime soon. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeDraegon replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 2:50pm |
| Coolness: 54095 | LOLOL @ The Hellkeepers xD |
| I'm feeling psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <3 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 5:29pm |
| Coolness: 2603895 | What is a hellkeeper? |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Olivia replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 6:53pm |
 Coolness: 66915 | wow should i really post the real stories? or should i go ahead and post all the desperate text messages i receives, the pictures i took / were sent to me or the facebook/ravewave messages that were sent to me / i sent.
honestly there's enough fucking drama as if and i have enough juicy shit to blow the roof off this situation. so PLEASE dont fucking push me. there is NO fame, NO shame.. just a big fucking joke that has turned into something COMPLETELY random. |
| I'm feeling the sunshine right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» M-A-X replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 7:19pm |
 Coolness: 121545 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 28TH
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| I'm feeling halloween right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlieN-A replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 7:26pm |
 Coolness: 101275 | Goddd damnn sound keeper :P lolll He should definetly watch his drinking habbit.. to be that stupid XDXD Pooorr guy.. Hope it happened for the best and that he'll think twice before getting drunk or high the fuck UP at WORK!!! :P Cheers |
| I'm feeling kaaa'' klaownnn right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Thu Oct 28, 2010 @ 7:39pm |
 Coolness: 91300 | maes me think of Drunk Billy
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| I'm feeling sushi with plutonium right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Oct 29, 2010 @ 12:07am |
| Coolness: 2603895 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 29TH
THE TRAVELING CORPSE A Longueille raver was pulled over for speeding early last week, which is when the boys in blue made a sordid discovery: our south shore party boy was carrying a foul smelling passenger -- a rotting corpse. The body belonged to a homeless man who, back in May, had asked the raver for a place to sleep. This dubstep afficionado had spent a year on the streets himself, and out of pity, told the guy he could crash in his beat up Chevy. Unfortunately, the vagrant passed away while sleeping in the car, and when raver discovered the dead body, he didn't know what to do, so he decided not to do anything. He just kept driving like he normally did, even though a body was slowly decomposing next him. He masked the odor of the putrefying flesh with baking soda and pine scented air freshener. When the maggots started crawling out of the body, he covered it with a tarp. It's weird to think about, but there was a rotting dead guy within steps of every single party this guy went too for the last six months. Shades of Psycho. There are some messed up ravers out there. Criminal charges seem unlikely, though the raver in question is undergoing psychiatric evaluation. The car, meanwhile, has been impounded and will likely be destroyed. I don't think anyone would want to buy it after what it's been through. No one short of Norman Bates or Jeffrey Dahmer, anyways. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Fri Oct 29, 2010 @ 12:30am |
 Coolness: 66610 | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOAH |
| I'm feeling in love with psytrance right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Fri Oct 29, 2010 @ 6:29pm |
| Coolness: 558460 | XD omg wow |
| I'm feeling ready for anew right now.. | |
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