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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Oct 15, 2010 @ 10:30pm |
 Coolness: 2603920 | I think the articles are more interesting as fiction and we can always use non-fiction for ideas... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sat Oct 16, 2010 @ 3:47pm |
| Coolness: 2603920 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 16TH
RAVING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS Several weeks ago, a promoter threw a small party in a building owned by a rather charming lady. The building in question is in a neighborhood that is undergoing rapid gentrification, and apparently her refusal to sell her property to a group of deep-pocketed developers has created some drama with the city. This drama has occasionally involved the cops, and one of these cops has taken a rather big disliking to our mini real estate mogul. When this officer got wind that she had rented out her building to our friendly neighborhood promoter, he took it upon himself to shut the event down. The promoter claims that all the paper work was in order, that the sound level was within the legal limit, and that no laws had been broken or violated. This made absolutely no difference to the officer in question, who had his friends in blue clear the building of over two hundred revelers. The kicker? While the officer was giving the party-goers the boot, a gun fight was taking place down the street. One person even died. A dispatcher asked our grudge holding officer to head over to the murder scene, but our man in blue reportedly refused to because he was taking care of "serious" business. Officer Grudge thought that shutting down a small rave was more important than helping out at a murder scene -- thereby confirming a suspicion many of you undoubtedly have: raving is, in fact, more important than death. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Sat Oct 16, 2010 @ 11:53pm |
 Coolness: 148120 | do 1 for jesse savage some1 plz k |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 3:14am |
| Coolness: 2603920 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 17TH
THE VODKA TAMPON The latest craze to hit Montreal was born and bred in the United Kingdom. It's as classy as crystal meth, but the high is nowhere near as intense -- it's the vodka soaked tampon. Foolhardy party kids in Montreal are now trying to catch up with their British peers drug and alcohol habits. Local ravers have begun dipping tampons in Vodka. They let it soak up for a good twenty minutes, and once the tampon is fully saturated with everyone's favorite fermented potato beverage, the kids grab the little fluffy tubes of doom and insert them either vaginally or, for the boys, rectally. Rectal and vaginal alcohol consumption is not a good idea. Your muff and your crack don't have the same kind of heavy duty protection as your gastrointestinal track when it comes to stopping dubious substances from entering into your bloodstream. Vodka gets your blood all dopey slowly when you drink it -- but when you shove vodka up your vagina or your asshole, your blood gets a nearly instant hit of the stuff. It's a fast and dangerous rush, and the chances of getting alcohol poisoning are infinitely higher when your preferred method of consumption is through one of your lower body cavities. Women should be especially wary of shoving vodka soaked tampons up their vaginas, because they run the risk of damaging their reproductive system. That's a high price to pay for such a small buzz. On the bright side, the women who do end up doing this are taking themselves out of the gene pool. Darwin doesn't favor stupid people. You want kids? Don't shove vodka up your holes. Instead? Drink it. Your body will thank you. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 3:20am |
 Coolness: 91325 | dear lord! |
| I'm feeling cps 450 hell right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 12:43pm |
 Coolness: 158705 | Yeaaaah. This will DEFINITELY give some peeps baaad ideas. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GuessWho replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 2:48pm |
 Coolness: 73590 | hahahahahahahah vodka up the arse !!!!!! |
| I'm feeling leilia sunshine maghian strunga right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 2:59pm |
| Coolness: 91325 | "Oh baby I wanna eat you up so bad! WTF?!?! Your muff smells like mr. Lahey!" |
| I'm feeling cps 450 hell right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 4:17pm |
 Coolness: 685525 | I had a friend that would take a similar approach to getting out of school.. he'd stick a cigarette up his ass in the morning before his parents woke up.. a mega dose of tobacco like that gives flu-like symptoms, fever and vomiting.. so he'd be sick for about two hours, but then spend the rest of the day totally fine! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 4:21pm |
| Coolness: 91325 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I had a friend that would take a similar approach to getting out of school.. he'd stick a cigarette up his ass in the morning before his parents woke up.. a mega dose of tobacco like that gives flu-like symptoms, fever and vomiting.. so he'd be sick for about two hours, but then spend the rest of the day totally fine! Sure Fred. "A friend of mine did it." XP |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 4:25pm |
| Coolness: 685525 | lol, I would have probably tried if I wasn't scared shitless of getting the crap beat out of me if my dad found a cigarette anywhere near me! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Andy_Riot replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 7:56pm |
 Coolness: 41665 | where do you discover these amazing stories? My favorites are the ones that concern the montreal community... Like the one about that lady who refused to sell off her property to rich developers. This site is more informative than any newspaper.
As for the vagina/anal vodka soaked tampons... wtf! Doesn't that burn? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shaynuhh replied on Sun Oct 17, 2010 @ 8:49pm |
 Coolness: 43115 | wow thats just fucked |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Mon Oct 18, 2010 @ 12:01am |
| Coolness: 2603920 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 18TH
THE JABBER GANG Watch your backs folks, the needle jabber is back. Many of you probably remember when, years ago, a sociopath was running around in crowded clubs stabbing people with dirty needles. Several copy cats later jumped into the needle stabbing game, though thankfully none of the needles the crew of loonies were using were contaminated with deadly diseases. It's been over five years since the needle jabbing epidemic died down, and apparently the creeps are crawling out of the woodworks and starting their twisted game all over again. The usual modus operandi of these cretins is to find a very, very crowded club or rave to hide in, and then stab people when the rooms are packed to the brims. The more folks in the room, the easier it is for these slimeballs to get away with their work. It takes a particularly broken human being to stab a random innocent person with a needle. The recent crew of needle attackers, though, are even worst then the last. Not only do they jab their victims with a needle, they also slap stickers on them at the same time with things like "Welcome to the HIV club!" and "Hope you like Hepatitis!" on them. To date, there are no reported cases of people actually catching a disease by getting stabbed by a random psychopath. Chances are, the needle jabbers are just jerks and trolls who get a visceral thrill by ruining a person's night. You can never be too cautious -- if you find yourself the victim of the jabber gang, call 911 and get yourself tested. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Mon Oct 18, 2010 @ 9:56am |
 Coolness: 106050 | Originally Posted By NUCLEAR
You can never be too cautious -- if you find yourself the victim of the jabber gang, call 911 and get yourself tested. I'm not an aggressive guy by nature, but if someone ever stabbes me with a needle at a party, that person will be in serous need of life support. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Oct 18, 2010 @ 10:22am |
 Coolness: 145135 | 'you've got aids, yes you've got aids, not HIV but full blown aids'
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Oct 19, 2010 @ 12:50am |
| Coolness: 2603920 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 19TH
THE ALIEN HATES TED Ted got more than he bargained for that night. It was one of Montreal's first major outdoor techno parties, and our naive, seventeen year old raver bought some pot from a couple of guys in the tent next to his. It wasn't your average marijuana, though. It had a little special something thrown in. Who knows what the mystery ingredient was -- this party happened over a decade ago, and no one ever found out the truth behind the weed. Maybe there was nothing special about it at all. Maybe Ted was always crazy, and the pot just made it obvious to everyone. Or maybe there really was something in it. Maybe the marijuana was laced with some kind of hallucinogenic that could be smoked, like DMT, and getting high on it without forewarning broke him. All we know for certain is that Ted went off the deep end that night. He smoked the mystery weed he bought from his neighbours, and within minutes, he was running all over the place. He was convinced that E.T was chasing after him. When people finally caught up with Ted, he told them that the phone loving alien was hunting him with a shotgun, telling him he was going to die a bloody and violent death. E.T wanted Ted dead, big time. Ted never came down. To this day, he's still convinced that E.T is trying to kill him. His family eventually had to get him institutionalized. Drugs can be a wonderful thing. They heal bodies and minds, they're great hedonistic tools, and are powerful therapeutic agents in the hands of the qualified and the educated. However, there's a definite risk that comes with taking drugs you know nothing about, a risk that is multipled by not knowing anything about your own mental health. Not everyone who smokes pot or takes DMT goes crazy, but it's been known to happen. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Oct 19, 2010 @ 7:32am |
| Coolness: 145135 | drugs can make you crazy, tho usually it's more like a steady chipping away of your sanity rather than an 'on/off' type thing, that's why when you feel yourself slipping a little take a break stop doing cocaine, extacy and binge drinking all at once every fucking weekend...the drugs will still be there when you get back, i promise. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Tue Oct 19, 2010 @ 9:42am |
| Coolness: 106050 | Originally Posted By NUCLEAR
Or maybe there really was something in it. Maybe the marijuana was laced with some kind of hallucinogenic that could be smoked, like DMT, and getting high on it without forewarning broke him. All we know for certain is that Ted went off the deep end that night. Weed and dmt don't burn at the same temperature. That's why you need a crack pipe to smoke dmt. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Oct 19, 2010 @ 10:47am |
| Coolness: 2603920 | Actually you can smoked DMT in a cigarette / joint for a lighter but still pretty crazy buzz. All the colors you see get more clear and your mind definitely works in a different way then normal. When you smoke it in a glass pipe it's about 100x as strong and you go into another world from what I hear and for most people who do it they say it's life changing. Same thing goes with PCP, normally people don't smoke it but you can and we have all heard of weed sprayed with PCP liquid. |
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