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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sat Oct 2, 2010 @ 4:21pm |
 Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 2ND
THE CREEPY VJ This is the story of a creepy music VJ who works for a popular tv station. The events take place at a party that happened in Montreal, though the people it happened too aren't necessarily Canadians. Neither is the VJ, or the station he works for. A lanky, awkward lad managed to score a date with a woman who often did decorations for rave events. She invited the boy to come to a party she was working at, a magic themed goa fest. The two spent a good part of the night in a park that was next to the ancient stone building where the party was located. They were flirting at a picnic bench when the boy noticed that the two were being spied on by some guy in the bushes. The moment they got up to investigate, the man in the bushes ran away. Neither he nor his date managed to get a good look at their stalker, and flummoxed as they were, they decided to head to the party, where they found a corner to nestle in. Eventually, the boy once again noticed someone peering at him from across the room, who ran off the moment he was spotted. He was now starting to get concerned. The two decided to head back outside and look for the man who was following them. He spotted the stalker across the street from the rave, and his date immediately recognized him. It was a boy from her high school who had been obsessed with her - and who was now working as a VJ for a major channel. The boy laughed, when he realized who it was. "We're being stalked by a music VJ?" The lanky lad called out the VJ, who, realizing he had been caught acting like a creepy weirdo, escaped down the street. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Sat Oct 2, 2010 @ 5:19pm |
 Coolness: 86445 | Originally Posted By NUCLEAR
flummoxed good word! you don't see it used very often |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psilo replied on Sat Oct 2, 2010 @ 9:17pm |
 Coolness: 82620 | more RAVE NEWS! |
| I'm feeling jet d'high k-night! right now.. | |
| Good [+3]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 1:20am |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 3RD
PHAT PANTS STREAKER This trance DJ had a special pair of phat pants that he always wore. The pants were over five years old when they started to come a part at the seams. They were worn down, battered, and abused - but the DJ loved them, and refused to throw them away. His friends asked him to, and he told them no way. His parents asked him to, and he said it couldn't be done. His girlfriend? She didnt even bother asking, she just snuck the pair out during the cover of night, and put them in the bin outside his flat. When he couldn't find them the next morning, they had a huge fight. She broke down and told him where they were. He rushed out and was ecstatic to find that his favorite pants were still in the garbage. He brought them back in and cleaned them up. His girlfriend resigned herself to the fact that her boyfriend liked looking like a hobo raver. Little did she know, but those pants were going to play a mean prank on her boyfriend. He was going to regret ever taking them out of that garbage bin. Later that day, the DJ was on the metro, heading to school. He was wearing his favorite pants, of course. He put them on just to spite his girlfriend. He sat down in the metro and smiled to himself. Soon though, he noticed that people were staring at him in disgust. Several of them were backing away from him. He was confused by their actions, up until he looked down at his crotch and saw his balls hanging out. His pants had finally given up on life, and ripped open right where his crotch was. Our intrepid DJ had gone commando that day, so his family jewels had been on proud display for the whole world. Who knows how long his little show had gone on for. He left the metro at the next stop in an embarassed panic, and threw the pants out that very night. His girlfriend had a good laugh at his expense, and still brings it up - even today. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Psykotropik replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 6:37am |
 Coolness: 37835 | These are great! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GuessWho replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 12:12pm |
 Coolness: 73595 | MORE RAVE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I'm feeling why? right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 1:04pm |
 Coolness: 66640 | LOLLLL noah where do you find this shit dude hahahasha |
| I'm feeling a little crazaaay! right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 2:37pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | We make it up... After reading all those fake rave articles it gave me the idea to make a Rave News section since it's hilarious and there are lots of ideas for articles; a lot of them based on real life. I didn't code it yet (the section) but figured I'll start it in a thread and when there are thirty articles +/- posted I will put up a news site or section. Midnight tonight I will post the next one :). I will only post one a day. I want to post all of them at once but this seemed like a better idea. New original content is also good. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Sun Oct 3, 2010 @ 6:20pm |
| Coolness: 66640 | hahaha i love it! i'm looking forward to the next one! n great idea ^^ |
| I'm feeling a little crazaaay! right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Mon Oct 4, 2010 @ 1:58am |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 4TH
THE DJ AND THE BABYSITTER This up and coming Ottawa DJ threw his five year marriage out the window when his wife caught him in bed with the underage babysitter who was looking after their three year old child. The babysitter in question was the (very young) daughter of one of the DJ's childhood friends. Given the age of the babysitter, the DJ in question was lucky that his childhood pal didn't call the cops on his ass. He was not, however, lucky enough to avoid getting his ass whooped by his old friend. Needless to say, their friendship is now over. It's been several weeks since the beating, and his face still hasn't fully healed. His wife, meanwhile, is filing for divorce, and most of his friends no longer want anything to do with him. Few people within the community are aware of this DJ's ephobilian tryst, but considering the decadence and immorality of the rave scene, there's a good chance few people would actually give a damn. Roman Polanski had more than a few defenders, and this DJ is no different. When you create culture, many of those who consume your creations will turn the other cheek as you rape, pillage, and plunder your way through the world. They will effectively give you a license to fuck little children. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeDraegon replied on Mon Oct 4, 2010 @ 3:27pm |
 Coolness: 54125 | Love these articles man! Keep 'em coming :D |
| I'm feeling dubstep in my veins right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Mon Oct 4, 2010 @ 10:35pm |
| Coolness: 66640 | hahahahaha |
| I'm feeling a bday rave is in order right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Oct 5, 2010 @ 3:14am |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 5TH
CROOKED COPS Now here's a story that will warm the cockles of your brittle, shriveled hearts! Okay, that's a lie. This story won't warm your heart. It'll make it cold and black and full of sharp, jagged edges. Read on, anyways. Apparently, cops from a small American border town, not too far from Montreal, have been harassing their local rave promoters. This isn't a big city, he'll it's not even a big village, but it is does have a small, lively rave commnuity who sometimes throw local parties. The cops, however, have made it a habit of showing up at these parties - and shutting them down unless they get a cut. These parties make next to no money, so the officers in question are effectively being bribed for a couple hundred bucks per event. The fact that the cops are willing to risk their careers for such a pittance is kind of ridiculous, but the promoters don't seem to have the balls to confront the officers, and figure paying them off is better than having to deal with the shitstorm that would result from challenging them. Your average citizen, and this goes for nearly every damn country on this planet, has nearly no recourse when it comes to dealing with crooked cops. It's even worst when you're stuck in a small town. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GuessWho replied on Tue Oct 5, 2010 @ 12:04pm |
| Coolness: 73595 | hahahahahah fucking pigs !!!!!! |
| I'm feeling today! right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 12:01am |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - OCTOBER 6TH
WILL FUCK FOR CO Ladies, please -- stop fucking guys for drugs. There's a circle of ravewavers who seem to be in the habit of fellating and fornicating in exchange for a variety of mostly illicit substances. MDMA, cocaine, ketamine, and pot are just some of the drugs being traded for pussy. Now, if you think screwing some sceezy guys for pot was bad, word on the grapevine is some of the girls are spreading their legs for beer. Beer! That's basically a step away from giving a guy a blowjob in return for a big mac or a happy meal. If you absolutely insist on being a whore, can you at least have a little dignity? High class escorts can score thousands of dollars for a single night of debauchery, yet some of you are trading favors for a six pack of pabst. That's sad. You girls are giving whores a bad name. Have some self respect! You should at least ask for some quality micro-brews or a fifty dollar SAQ gift card. Aim high, ladies; you can do it... you just have to believe in yourselves. |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 10:42am |
 Coolness: 145140 | who are these girls, please tell me so i can get in on this!!!! |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GuessWho replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 1:41pm |
| Coolness: 73595 | keep the news flowing man its sticky !!!!!!!!! |
| I'm feeling today! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dzzz replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 29760 | anorexia is really attractive
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| I'm feeling blank right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 2:14pm |
 Coolness: 685530 | Originally Posted By DZZZ
anorexia is really attractive ... I'll take anorexia over 
ANY day. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thejaycore replied on Wed Oct 6, 2010 @ 4:00pm |
 Coolness: 51990 | OUCH!!! my eyes... it hurt's |
| I'm feeling raved right now.. | |
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