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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Tue Dec 21, 2010 @ 11:42pm |
 Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - DECEMBER 21ST
JOURNEY THROUGH THE SNOW His toes were bloodied, his shoes ruined, his wallet missing, his smartphone broken, and his front tooth chipped. He couldn't remember the walk back home or how it resulted in so much destruction, but he was able to piece parts of the night's events back together. He shuddered at his own stupidity. He had been shanghaied into tending the water bar of one of his friend's raves. He was a terrible worker, and wasn't all that enthused by the prospect of serving drinks to ungrateful ravers who don't even know how to say thank you, let alone how to tip. His friend needed the help, though, and had sweetened the deal by offering him free alcohol in return for his manpower, an offer he couldn't refuse. He certainly knew how to abuse it, though. He had downed a six pack before the party even started, and was half way through a bottle of vodka by the time midnight came around. Once the clock hit 2am, he was completely and thoroughly knackered. He had stopped serving drinks at the bar entirely, and was instead pissing off of balconies, yelling at ravers, and drinking even more alcohol. His promoter friend, meanwhile, was to busy managing the party to get annoyed at his crazy antics. At some point, he decided the music was too damn loud and that he was going to walk home. In the snow. His apartment was on St-Denis, and he was stuck somewhere in Lachine. He didn't care. He didn't have the mind for it. He just started walking. And then things go black. He wakes up, bloodied and in distress. Considering the state of his feet, he doesn't think that he got a lift at any point in his journey. He's very thankful he didn't get frostbite. His shoes, a pair of runners, were completely destroyed by his journey through the snow. They look like they'd been runover, repeatedly, by a tractor. He probably fell on his face, which would account for the chipped tooth and maybe even the broken phone and missing wallet. The one thing he knows is that he never wants to be that drunk again. He no longer trusts himself around alcohol, and worries that the next time he's off his knocker wasted, he might go on a death defying journey that results in more than just a chipped tooth and some bloody toes. His journey through the snow has taught him the value of caution, a lesson he doesn't plan to forget. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Wed Dec 22, 2010 @ 6:30pm |
 Coolness: 558490 | :-/ so much mis-fortune. We need a happy PLUR'esque rave news post some time before the year ends commemorating how awesome our community is :D |
| I'm feeling snooooow! right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Dec 24, 2010 @ 5:26pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - DECEMBER 22ND
FIRE IN THE SKY This fifteen year old scamp ran away from home years ago and now spends most of his time hanging out with a crew of cocaine loving rave fiends. His background is tragic and has left him with an eat or be eaten mentality. At some point during the last two years, he had a brutal encounter with a couple of power tripping officers. Apparently, the boy was sleeping in an alleyway and the officers decided to pick on him for loitering, when he didn't treat them with the kind of reverence they felt they deserved, they began to beat on the boy. Ever since that attack, he's been hell bent on getting his revenge. He fell in with the coke head, who introduced him to the world of prostitution. He started turning tricks for money, and what he doesn't spend on drugs and the necessities of life, he spends on fireworks that one of his johns, a frequent traveler, picks up for him in the states. The boy now has a large stock pile of fiery pyrotechnics, which he has been using to annoy his enemies in blue for the last three months. Our wily teenager fancies himself a regular freedom fighter, though in practice he's more Home Alone than Che Guevera. He has yet to hurt anyone with his crazy antics, and from what sources say, he doesn't plan on changing that anytime soon. His goal is to harass the police, not hurt them. He taught himself how to build time detonators by watching some videos on youtube. This knowledge has allowed him to build and deploy over half a dozen fake bombs -- basically just fireworks rigged to light up at a time of his choosing. The teenager usually hides his fiery babies in remote, hard to reach places. He plasters the walls with anti-police propaganda, then calls in a bomb threat. Locations have included the top of a water tower, the roof of an abandoned building, and a sewer in Point St-Charles. The police have no choice but to show up and remove his devices. He's effectively gumming up their work, forcing them to spend their time on his pranks. The boy wants the police to feel as powerless as they made him feel, and controlling what they spend their time working on seems to be an effective means of doing that. He doesn't seem all that concerned about getting caught, but given his age, he'll probably get off lightly even if the police do catch him. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Dec 24, 2010 @ 6:29pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - DECEMBER 23RD
PLUR OR DIE The PLUR Boys are the newest gang in Montreal. This crew of vicious raver thugs were born in a baptism of fire. All the members were victims of a dehumanizing orgy of violence and rape that took place at an old school happy hardcore party. These one time wide eyed, glow stick wielding, fun fur wearing candy ravers caught the eyes of the Reds, a street gang that's been terrorizing Montreal North for the last five years. The Reds saw easy marks, and began picking on the candy ravers. The taunts turned to pushes, and the pushes turned to punches, and the punches were accompanied by rape and rapine. The gangstas ended up sending six people to the hospital, and permanently ended one DJs career by breaking both of his hands. One of the men who was hospitalized, Charles, was furious at not being able to stop the Reds from ravaging his girlfriend. He started talking to the other victims, telling them they needed to organize. Ravers needed a gang who would protect the interests of the scene, because if they didn't stand up for themselves, no one would. The ravers started meeting regularly, working out, learning how to use guns. Eventually, they started calling themselves The PLUR Boys. They'd bring Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect to Montreal -- by force, if necessary. They even came up with a slogan: "PLUR OR DIE". Last month, the PLUR Boys felt that they were ready for action. They did a little sleuthing, found out where the head of the Reds lived, headed over to his place, and then they beat him to within an inch of his life. They mangled him, they brutalized him, and just for good measure, they sodomized him with a glow stick. They told him that he better get out of the gangster business, because next time, they'd kill him. The PLUR Boys put the hardcore in happy hardcore. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Dec 24, 2010 @ 6:34pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS - DECEMBER 24TH
FALLEN SLEUTHING VILLAIN This man used to run one of the largest rave forums in Montreal. Thousands of people flocked to his site, and over time, he built up something of a cult following. Women threw themselves at him, men gave him free drugs, and he had VIP access to all the best clubs and parties in Montreal. Unfortunately for this one time party maven, his time at the top of the party scene was short lived. It came crashing down in 2004 when he was busted selling heroin to minors. His days of incarceration have just come to an end, and now that he's a free man, he's trying to get back into the rave scene. Things have changed though. His old friends have grown up and moved on, and the new generation of ravers don't care for him. He's bummed out about his fallen status, and is desperate to claw his way back to the heart of our city's nightlife. He was never the brightest bulb, and his time in prison hasn't changed that. A few weeks of freedom have convinced the man that the key to reversing his pariah status is by engaging in some good old fashion blackmail. He still has a copy of his old forum's database, and that database has thousands of user names, email addresses, and passwords in it. He's been spending most of his freetime checking those passwords and email addresses against each other, looking for hits. Many of those email addresses have died over the last six years, but some of them haven't, and out of that minority of still active email addresses is a smaller minority of people who were stupid enough to not only keep the same password for six years, but to use that same password for both their email account and his former website. Thanks to his sleuthing, he currently has access to over three dozen email accounts. He's been digging through them looking for material he can use against people. He's already found a treasure trove of naughty messages and pictures that he's using to squeeze folks for cash, drugs, and party favors. As rumors of his crimes begin to spread, more and more of his former friends are crawling out of the woodwork to call him out on his douchetastic ways. Years ago, these people were his most ardent of supporters, and now they've realized the error of their ways. Young ravers often idolize villains. Even now, countless ravers are idolizing narcissistic sociopaths who don't care a lick about anyone but themselves. That's why ravers should take frequent inventories of their friendships, and ask themselves if the people they invest their time and energy in deserve it. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Fri Dec 24, 2010 @ 6:40pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | RAVE NEWS WILL BE PAUSED UNTIL THE NEW YEAR...
ARTICLES WILL BE PUBLISHED MONDAY -> FRIDAY AFTER NEW YEARS! THANKS EVERYONE FOR READING AND HOW YOU ENJOY THEM! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Thu Dec 30, 2010 @ 5:27pm |
 Coolness: 102705 | article from the Hour (spring/summer(?) of 1993).
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» NoahsUsedCondom replied on Mon Jan 3, 2011 @ 3:16am |
 Coolness: 26210 | In the last three months, I have written over 33,000 words worth of rave gossip. That's a 130 pages
of the stuff. Another month, and there would be a full book worth of stories. I'm done. Ravenews is dead. It was a fun experiment, but I'm not interested in keeping it up. The other rave related projects I had in the works -- a reality show and a weekly news show -- are both getting axed. Working with the rave community is unpleasant, and if I'm going to have to deal with assholes, I'd rather deal with ones who matter. Thanks to those of you who enjoyed the stories. I had fun writing them. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Mon Jan 3, 2011 @ 1:29pm |
 Coolness: 66640 | eh what happened man |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Mon Jan 3, 2011 @ 9:23pm |
| Coolness: 2603925 | this happens to mark sometimes... he will be back... |
| I'm feeling nuclear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Mon Jan 3, 2011 @ 10:46pm |
| Coolness: 66640 | hopefully ^^ |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jan 3, 2011 @ 11:20pm |
 Coolness: 685530 | Oh no, someone got butthurt on the internet! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Tue Jan 4, 2011 @ 10:03pm |
 Coolness: 166515 | moving on to bigger and better things?
i look forward to those projects, they seem interesting. do what you love, love what you do :) :) |
| I'm feeling inspired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Thu Jan 6, 2011 @ 4:15pm |
 Coolness: 145140 | even if you love butt sex |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Thu Jan 6, 2011 @ 8:24pm |
| Coolness: 166515 | especially if you love butt sex. |
| I'm feeling inspired right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Thu Jan 6, 2011 @ 8:33pm |
 Coolness: 226215 | Originally Posted By YOSHIN
especially if you love butt sex. fun times. Acquired tatse. Like Caviar. |
| I'm feeling blood thirsty right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Fri Jan 7, 2011 @ 12:59am |
| Coolness: 66640 | Originally Posted By MOLOCH
fun times. Acquired tatse. Like Caviar. nonononononono! |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Fri Jan 7, 2011 @ 8:07am |
| Coolness: 226215 | Originally Posted By KIRE
nonononononono! I don't recall asking for your opinion. Rest assured, if I ever require it, I'll beat it out of you. Kthnksbai :) |
| I'm feeling blood thirsty right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Fri Jan 7, 2011 @ 2:34pm |
| Coolness: 66640 | haterzzzz |
| I'm feeling has to catch up on sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Fri Jan 7, 2011 @ 2:40pm |
| Coolness: 166515 | i learned recently that buttsex was illegal before something like the 1980s.
so you'd get in jail for buttsex... and then have some buttsex in jail... |
| I'm feeling inspired right now.. | |
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