So, Naughty Ladies And Gentlemen...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:05am |
 Coolness: 193930 | ...i think this could be an interesting thread.
five minutes ago, i found this i Xanga, and found it hilarious: ________ POSITION: Ambition Ambition can sometimes be an ugly thing. For example, this isn't exactly the kind of sex position we'd recommend for orgies, or when you have the videotape running. But for an innovative and fun time, this position feels—and works—a lot better than it looks. How to do it: You're going to need a very sturdy table, or try padding a big antique trunk. Or maybe you have one of those nice art deco couches that might have been left to you by your grandmother in her will. Now, get ready to desecrate your poor grandmother's memory. You lie on your back and draw up your legs. Ignore any sense of gayness that might be prompted, because now she straddles the table—or the couch—and moves back until your legs are resting on her back. She should lean forward and hold on to the surface of the table—or the arms of the couch. It's also a pretty good idea for you to hold onto her thighs. Otherwise, you might go rolling off onto the floor before you can adjust yourself and achieve penetration. Degree of difficulty: The effort isn't really that great for a fairly ambitious position. You're just lying on your back. She's kind of in a modified doggie position that leaves her lots of room for leverage. It's only the actual stroking that requires work. Let the gal do most of the thrusting. Is it good for you? We'd be lying if we said that this is one of those positions where size doesn't matter. Males in the adult-film industry might enjoy this little maneuver a lot more than the very-average guy. If it really gets to be a problem, then cheat by putting one leg underneath her. That said, the pressure is interesting and it's certainly a new sensation. Don't try having any kind of sexy conversation, though. It will just feel strange. Instead, try concentrating on the strange sense of aloneness. You'll feel very European. Is it good for her? Unless she's really into the touchy-feely stuff, your gal should find herself surprisingly pleased with this one. She gets to concentrate on her pleasure—assuming you're providing her enough to work with—and she has a lot of control over the penetration. Let her really get into it, and you might be surprised how easily this can lead to climax. The risks: Hold on tight. And don't do it near a mirror, or you'll be so damn embarrassed that you might end up refusing to even have sex with yourself ever again. _______ aside from being funny, this actually sounds interesting :b now how about this: post YOUR ideas. positions, locations, whatever. i personally find a rooftop of a tall building fuckin cool. try and stay on topic too, please? we got too many a-la--quickchat threads... and nobody should beat around the bush when it comes to :sex |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:07am |
 Coolness: 299230 | does this position involve taking off your shirt? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:35am |
| Coolness: 193930 | oh cmon you can do better than that ;)
hmm... pedallos, anyone? :b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:39am |
| Coolness: 299230 | I once had sex in your mothers bed.
guess who i was with |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:40am |
| Coolness: 193930 | stay on topic not fantasy land hahaha you only wish.... :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:43am |
| Coolness: 299230 | dont worry im not attracted to hairy women |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:46am |
| Coolness: 193930 | wow, tipsy man, you're like, shining with intelligence. and consistency, too! i should only hope i could one day reach such intricate levels of enlightment. and you're such a hunk too. ;)
aside from that, lets get back to the thread. hmmm... im risking sounding cliche here, but driving 120 on the highway while being... otherwise [ occupied...ca ] be quite the thrill sometimes |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:53am |
| Coolness: 299230 | one lung zeev. Im not trying to make you cry or anything. Its all clean (?) fun |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 1:57am |
| Coolness: 193930 | do i look like im crying? :hat
on the crying thing with sex, though. is it true that japanese girls *cry* (vocally and with tears) when they orgasm? i heard that somewhere.... been with one japanese girl she didnt cry but she was like totally not yer usual japanese girl i guess |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 5:48am |
 Coolness: 685495 | Well, in porn they always do. And porn's never lied to me. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:40am |
 Coolness: 276340 | GO TO JAPAN AND CONDUCT A SURVEY!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:42am |
| Coolness: 685495 | Isn't tip-tip already doing that this summer? :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:44am |
| Coolness: 276340 | noope.. Thailand. ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:46am |
| Coolness: 685495 | damn! Tip-tip, bring me back a 12 year old hooker! I'll find an american dollar for you to give to them! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:47am |
| Coolness: 276340 | lol.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:50am |
| Coolness: 685495 | What? It's either that or a spanish midget named Pequito. Either or would be great pets to have. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 11:56am |
 Coolness: 471710 | Funny stuff...
I've learned that a pregnant woman can't have anal penetration relationships .... Off-topic but funny too ... I'm dummin' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 12:03pm |
| Coolness: 685495 | That's pretty interesting!
I tried looking it up, but, well, anyone who's ever tried researching "beavers" on the internet knows what I found. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 12:04pm |
| Coolness: 471710 | Hilarious !!!!!!!
:) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Mar 13, 2003 @ 12:40pm |
| Coolness: 276340 | lol.. EAGER BEAVER. |
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