Pick Lines.
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Coolness: 62375
| Let's post a buncha pick up lines to have a good laugh, and maybe this'll hint to Noah to get some new ones to leave as a message to people. xD
"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist." |
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I'm feeling understanding right now.. |
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Coolness: 294910
| Hey you are kinda ugly, wanna fuck? |
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I'm feeling less than a month right now.. |
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Coolness: 62375
| Sorry about the typo, PICK UP LINES. xD |
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I'm feeling understanding right now.. |
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Coolness: 171775
| Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
(seriously got this one from a Guy at the fouf... both him a shooter just for the guts it took to say that to my face hahaha) |
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I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. |
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Coolness: 185290
| une de celle qui m'a fait le plus rire à entendre:
"tu ressembles à ta soeur, es-tu aussi cochonne? Je dirais pas non pour essayer *wink wink*" |
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I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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Coolness: 62375
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? |
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I'm feeling understanding right now.. |
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Coolness: 171775
| HAHAHAHAHA
ok nice one :p |
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I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. |
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Coolness: 294910
| /slap in the face
Now that you have my attention, would you go out with my dick? |
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I'm feeling less than a month right now.. |
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Coolness: 165575
| Vraiment kitsh!
Dans la même lignée j'aime bien " wowowo are you okay? Did it hurt?" "what..?" "When you fell from heaven!"
Mais ark a ca :P "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants!" |
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I'm feeling f*ck right now.. |
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Coolness: 171775
| t'es parents c'est des voleurs!!!
y'ont pris toute les étoiles du ciel pi yé on mit dans t'es yeux!!!
(quéééétaine attack!) |
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I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. |
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Coolness: 294910
| You legs must be tired, cuz you walk into my mind all day! |
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I'm feeling less than a month right now.. |
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Coolness: 175375
| *Slap with a shovel*
It works every times! :D |
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I'm feeling gimme a broomstick ! right now.. |
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Coolness: 146260
| Originally Posted By RAKOON
*Slap with a shovel*
It works every times! :D
hahah Bernie style :) |
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I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. |
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Coolness: 62375
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
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I'm feeling blindfolded right now.. |
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Coolness: 208715
| How about a cheezy classic..
If I could rearrange the alhabet, I'd put U and I together. =P |
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I'm feeling good inc. right now.. |
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Coolness: 93430
| Is that a keg in your pants, cuz I totally want to tap your ass |
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I'm feeling :) right now.. |
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Coolness: 208715
| Do u have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I keep seeing myself in your pants. |
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I'm feeling good inc. right now.. |
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Coolness: 175375
| A beautiful mind style
"I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we
have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now." |
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I'm feeling gimme a broomstick ! right now.. |
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Coolness: 509495
| Are those space pants?
Cause that ass is out of this world! |
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I'm feeling hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya right now.. |
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Coolness: 208715
| Someone call the cops, cuz this girl stole my heart. |
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I'm feeling good inc. right now.. |
Pick Lines.
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