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The Quote/sentence Of The Day
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Coolness: 180000
| "Delicious!" |
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I'm feeling brain dead right now.. |
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Coolness: 185265
| mon chum qui cherche une excuse à dire à son boss pour quitter la job:
"listen, its my birthday today, so all i can really think about is getting hammered, eating cake and having crazy sex....so, do you mind if i leave?" |
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I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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Coolness: 171750
| hahahahaha wow!
dit bonne fête a Craig! |
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I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. |
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Coolness: 185265
| le message est fait et il vous dis tous merci
Moi je vais trinquer à son nom et à le votre ce soir |
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I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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Coolness: 77270
| Don't go to parties at ****'s House, You will catch hepatitis from the couch! |
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Coolness: 29705
| "that is awesomesoup" |
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Coolness: 175350
| "bonhomme bonhomme sais-tu jouer
bonhomme bonhomme sais-tu jouer
Sais-tu jouer de ces deux technics sl1200 et de ce pioneer djm600 là
puuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
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I'm feeling gimme a broomstick ! right now.. |
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Coolness: 84845
| "If you wanna pick up a bitch, you gotta look like a bitch"
Me, at plage jean drapeau after realizing im the only dude there who doesnt shave his chest hair. |
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I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. |
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Coolness: 158145
| "When I say hey, you shalt not say ho. When I say hip you shalt not say hop. When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise ... kill me. " |
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I'm feeling your mom right now.. |
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Coolness: 166455
| "I'm a rageaholic...I can't get enough rageahol!" -H.J.Simpson |
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Coolness: 171750
| Originally Posted By NO_COMPLY "IF YOU WANNA PICK UP A BITCH, YOU GOTTA LOOK LIKE A BITCH" ME, AT PLAGE JEAN DRAPEAU AFTER REALIZING IM THE ONLY DUDE THERE WHO DOESNT SHAVE HIS CHEST HAIR.
hahahahahaha |
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I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. |
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Coolness: 96560
| dudes that shave their chest hair = worst. trend. EVER. |
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I'm feeling ca$$ée right now.. |
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Coolness: 175350
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Hair on his chest?!? |
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I'm feeling gimme a broomstick ! right now.. |
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Coolness: 37125
| you know what. sometimes you gotta think through some shit before you smile.
sometimes you gotta think through some shit before you hit the irony of the shituation.
sometimes you gotta carry some thought before you find what is really worth smiling about.
and if you interrupt that process. then fuck you. i will not smile on command. |
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I'm feeling the rap music right now.. |
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Coolness: 60965
| Cartman: They're hippies, they don't have money! |
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I'm feeling in a box right now.. |
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Coolness: 76165
| "one more beer and i'll take you all on, every last one of ya's!" |
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I'm feeling bearded right now.. |
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Coolness: 77270
| you're fruity as a nutcake
-Chris Brewin
He even has a job
-Valerie Sabaliuskas |
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Coolness: 175350
| At the court, the young man stand up
rise a fish with his right hand and say:
"I'll say the trout and only the trout I swear!" |
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I'm feeling yaaaaaay! right now.. |
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Coolness: 165550
| "oops, j'ai taché tes draps, je m'excuse je visais ton visage"
Omnikrom :P |
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I'm feeling cuba in 2 days!!! right now.. |
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Coolness: 76165
| "im lampin. im lampin. im cold, cold lampin"
flava flave |
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I'm feeling like celebacon right now.. |
The Quote/sentence Of The Day
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