A Weird Question
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| Hypothetical situation.
If you were forced at gunpoint, by a friend turned maniac zoophile, to choose an animal to have sex with... any animal ( except humans )...
Which one would you choose ???
I would choose a dolphin. They're smart and I figure they'd know how to give a good shine.
What would be your pick ??? |
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| Are you hypothetically posting this from a zoo while a hypothetical friend is gone to the bathroom? 
I'd probably go for a penguin or a panda. Pandas seem fuzzy and cute, and I could just pretend that the penguin is a midget nun. |
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| i'll take a piglet.. |
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| Doggystyle with an elephant seal.
No lube necessary, since they're naturally oily and shit... are they violent creatures ?
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| this thread is wrong on so many levels |
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| That is a weird question... I think I would choose a ...nothing...it's just sick! |
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| The sloths. They wouldn't put much of a fight.
That's right. ALL OF THEM. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
Are you hypothetically posting this from a zoo while a hypothetical friend is gone to the bathroom?
I'd probably go for a penguin or a panda. Pandas seem fuzzy and cute, and I could just pretend that the penguin is a midget nun.
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| i think i'd go with a pink little piggy as well...
or maybe a llama... cuz they are cuteys... |
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| p-e un mouton... mais vraiment mais vraiment pas longtemps.... |
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| i would so like to fuck a ramens Update » BOBDYLAN wrote on Fri Mar 2, 2007 @ 9:55am a beef ramen, a chicken ramen, a pork ramen, a vedgie ramen...i would fuck them all |
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| Did the ramens shoot you down again MiKo S? |
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| Originally Posted By MCKO_S I WOULD SO LIKE TO FUCK A RAMENS
AHAHAH
I choose... gorillazz... sick... |
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| i'd chose a human female... they always act like animals when they sleep with me |
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| De vrai cochonne!! |
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| moi je serais tente par une gerboise ou un lemmings parceque j'ai un tout petit penisse :} |
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| There's also the emu. That might be more managable, I could pretend it's paris hilton.
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| haw, crap, the dolphinsex.??? website doesn't exist anymore.
Anyway, after reading that some years ago, as a female, I would definitely NOT choose a dolphin. |
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