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Whats Ur Pick Up Line
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Coolness: 135975
| make me laught |
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I'm feeling deactivated right now.. |
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Coolness: 299255
| do you suck as well as your mother does? |
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I'm feeling your breasts right now.. |
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Coolness: 47355
| "fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda?" |
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Coolness: 38680
| um, kiss me, i'm irish? |
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I'm feeling a biteen drunk right now.. |
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Coolness: 73015
| "Are those real?" |
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I'm feeling like launching right now.. |
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Coolness: 282385
| how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice, mama... |
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Coolness: 86785
| my name is milk, I'll do your body good |
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Coolness: 122240
| nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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I'm feeling like a platypuss right now.. |
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Coolness: 127695
| Hi |
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I'm feeling my keyboard right now.. |
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Coolness: 102695
| how much? |
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Coolness: 145130
| i want to get all over you like a peice of processed cheese on a big mac |
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I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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Coolness: 339595
| You're lucky you're not in an alleyway, or i'd rape you. |
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I'm feeling beersex.net right now.. |
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Coolness: 122240
| smooth, ian on ian action |
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I'm feeling like a platypuss right now.. |
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Coolness: 118430
| if i dont fuck you who will ?? serious i am being nice here i am just trying to help |
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I'm feeling gangstacore right now.. |
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Coolness: 73015
| "Take this drink". |
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I'm feeling like launching right now.. |
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Coolness: 509490
| Is there a mirror in your pocket cause you've got nice cans.
I'm a DJ.
Oh Mi dios, besa mi princessa |
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I'm feeling working right now.. |
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Coolness: 140615
| quote br34th3:"hi"
uh kalan... you coming on to me... like every time we see eachother?
unsuccessul line: ok well im leaving, I wanted to fuck you but seing as how you've got your tongue in this guy's mouth I'll just let go... still call me when you change your mind
sucessul line: you know, it'd be real cool if someday we'd end up in the same bed... like at the same time you know... |
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I'm feeling uuuurgh right now.. |
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Coolness: 40465
| I usually go, like, "Stop, Collaborate and Listen! Vanilla Ice's got a brand new invention!"
They usually stop talking to me after that.
Then comes billy club, the kidnapping. You know, the usual. |
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I'm feeling cyäeghalic right now.. |
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Coolness: 509490
| and nitrus oxide! |
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I'm feeling working right now.. |
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Coolness: 69330
| can i suck ur boobs...n it always works ;) |
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I'm feeling a little tipsy right now.. |
Whats Ur Pick Up Line
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