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Tell Me Your Cheesy Jokes
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 1:28pm |
 Coolness: 148725 | How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
GIVE IT A BLOWJOB!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 1:28pm |
| Coolness: 148725 | How many Swiss people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. The rest are too busy staying neutral while Hitler sweeps across Europe. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 1:28pm |
 Coolness: 339575 | how do you get a clown to stop laughing at you?
HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE! bBaaaaahahahahahhaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 1:31pm |
 Coolness: 160455 | a man walks in to a bar
*ouch!* okay okay that one sucked.. I'll get back to you later with a killer |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 2:12pm |
| Coolness: 890 | why did the chiken cross the road....????
cus i was chasin his ass...!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 3:46pm |
 Coolness: 55970 | 2 peanuts walked into a bar, one got a-salted!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LuNe replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 3:48pm |
 Coolness: 75670 | Qu'est-ce qui est petit carre et vert
un p'tit carre vert mouahahahahahahahahah que je suis drole ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 3:49pm |
| Coolness: 55970 | one guy walked into a bar
and yelled out "ouch" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 3:52pm |
| Coolness: 160455 | I already used that one!!!! geez.. copy cat :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 4:25pm |
| Coolness: 105825 | why did the stoner cross the road??
who else would follow a chicken?? (no offense to any stoners or anyone who may like to follow chickens with theyre free time) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 7:24pm |
 Coolness: 685500 | Au zoo, des animaux discutent des prochaines vacances :
- Dis-moi la girafe, où vas-tu en vacances ? - Eh bien, j'ai un grand cou, ma femme a un grand cou et mes enfants ont des grands cous aussi. Et comme on n'aime pas se faire remarquer, on va en Afrique, là où il y a d'autres girafes. - Et toi l'ours polaire, où vas-tu ? - Eh bien, j'ai une grosse fourrure, ma femme a une grosse fourrure et mes enfants ont des grosses fourrures aussi. Et comme on n'aime pas se faire remarquer, on va au pôle nord, là où il y a d'autres ours polaires. - Et toi, le crocodile, où vas-tu ? - Eh bien moi, j'ai une grande gueule, ma femme a une grande gueule, mes enfants ont aussi une grande gueule alors, comme on n'aime pas se faire remarquer, on va en France. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DirtApple replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 47630 | whats a ducks drug of choice?
quack. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 9:11pm |
| Coolness: 339575 | so one pie says to the other pie
"damn it's hot in here..." the other replies "holy fuck! a talking pie!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 9:16pm |
| Coolness: 160455 | ... I don't get it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 9:47pm |
| Coolness: 685500 | hahahahahahaha
ian = genius Two guys are sitting ina bar. One starts screaming at the other "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER" the other one does nothing so he screams again "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! I FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT AND I FINGERED HER ASSHOLE AND THEN I CAME ALL OVER HER FACE AND SHE LICKED IT ALL UP!" So the other guys says "Dad, go home, your drunk" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Optimist_pRhyme replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 9:51pm |
| Coolness: 52360 | why did the squirl cross the road?
because it was nailed to the chicken! or even worse... (religious christian folk should stop reading now) Why does jesus not like M&Ms? because they keep falling through his hands... oh, that was terrible. im sooo going to hell for that one. good thing i dont believe in it. or heaven for that matter. so meh. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 18, 2002 @ 10:13pm |
| Coolness: 685500 | hahaha
Jesus walks into a Holiday Inn and walks over to the front desk He looks at the manager, puts 3 nails on the desk and says "Could you put me up for the night?" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Tue Nov 19, 2002 @ 1:27am |
| Coolness: 55970 | sowwy amooooooooooooda
i didnt read |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Tue Nov 19, 2002 @ 1:34am |
 Coolness: 72310 | why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because it's ROADKILL.......... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Nov 19, 2002 @ 9:32am |
| Coolness: 148725 | two elephants are taking a bath. one drops the soap and asks the other one: "hey could you pass me the soap?" theother one says: "what do i look like a toaster???"
bahahahaaha |
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