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What Do You Drink ?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 2:44pm |
 Coolness: 105745 | A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customers personality on what drinks they ordered.
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: WOMEN WHO DRINK: Drink : Beer. Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink : Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella. Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and dry Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. . . . . Drink : Water Personality : Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach : Don't. Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Drink : Baileys. Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Drink : Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.) Personality : Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked (in that order) Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait. IF MEN DRINK As always, very simple and clear cut. . . . Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid. . . . . Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid. .. Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid. . .. Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid. . . . Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid . . Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another. Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth and still wants to get laid. Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a Sophisticated image and help him get laid. Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf...desperate to get laid. Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid. Whisky : He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid. . . . . Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sir_Doreille replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 3:24pm |
 Coolness: 49880 | ahahah .. definitely right ! two thumbs up... and
ROTFLMAO lol CyberEars - Creatures of the brain often only have 3 legs and one eye in the middle of the ass.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 6:50pm |
| Coolness: 148770 | thats not true!! i love vodka. its the only alcohol worth drinking. but i would not have sex with a warm scarf! (i draw the line at mittens) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 7:13pm |
 Coolness: 238575 | Nice list there Paul...made me laugh
small hint ladies *show up naked with beer and most men will love you* Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 8:24pm |
 Coolness: 160500 | is it normal that I identify with a man more than a woman? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 8:36pm |
 Coolness: 299280 | you wanna get laid? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 8:42pm |
| Coolness: 160500 | Well not just that, for example:
Cheap Domestic Beer : SHe's poor / student Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth ... and the list goes on |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 8:49pm |
 Coolness: 120870 | I guess Lucky's Beer stands for: consider yourself lucky if you manage to drink the whole 40, stay on your feet and not puke all around you. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 8:49pm |
 Coolness: 276390 | heh. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 9:09pm |
| Coolness: 238575 | So very true..LOL
Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 9:12pm |
| Coolness: 299280 | Well not being able to stand after one 40 is a bit exagerated (even tho if I have been proven that it is possible) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloak replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 9:32pm |
 Coolness: 57380 | i drink listerine |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 9:34pm |
| Coolness: 160500 | yes but Cat, you're special |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloak replied on Sun Nov 10, 2002 @ 9:37pm |
| Coolness: 57380 | i'm not fucking special
but i'm a creep |
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